Judge — September 26, 1931 — page 22: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

Little drops in voltage On lengths of copper wire Make the lamp sales smaller And the cost of lumens higher. Moral: Make sure that the lamps you are selling your customers are of the proper voltage for their lighting circuits. It means cheaper light for them and more lamp business for you if the voltage is right. How To Light Your Bridge Table Bridge lighting is a complicated probleh'and one:upon which the:whole success of the game hinges, hence a few pointers— in 1, Build a shelf where you now have the picture moulding. Mount alter- nate aviation beacons and _ battleship searchlights. 2. Mount theatrical spotlights to shine on hands of each player. 3. Floodlight underneath the table to facilitate retrieving lost cards. +. Red lights on all ash trays. 5. Red lights on all players’ shins for convenience of irate partners. 6. Install four railroad semaphore systems with pushbutton controls. This supplants the old method of “inkling,” talking across the board or otherwise informing your partner. 7. Install a kibitzer’s color-control board. This will enable him to focus purple light on the face of the player who rages at his partner's play. Green light for players who envy the little slam. Red for the player who recog- nizes his own dumb play and blue for the guy who overbids and is sunk. These simple pointers can be sup- plemented by your own ideas on how to light up for bridge. But whatever you do, be sure you use plenty of G-E Mazoa lamps. I wouldn't buy lamps from my own brother if he had a store like that one across the street.” Decker Cards “Neither would I! I buy "em where I see ’em displayed.” comicbooks.com