Judge — August 1, 1931 — page 23: what you’re looking at

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girls sitting in front of your six-tube sets with your faces floating in a pud- ara, and tears! But that night-club orchid 1 from Pegyy—L have it framed in a glass jug of wood alcohol, 1 sit and dither at it for hours ‘n’ hours! See wotta mean? ‘There's no sense in you girls and I getting steeped in the scum of hopelessness ! The funny part of this whole heart breaking dilemma is this: I'm palpi- tatingly more attractive than Rudy. Put Rudy at my side and k mouths shut and I'd win. [do all my singing in a sunken bathtub—and if you could sit on the bath stool and listen to my variation of Irving Ber- lin’s “Alexander's Ragtime Band, with interludes of underwater yodel- ing, you'd snap your fingers at’ Rudy and let your thumb skid into his « wotta m Good ry girls. I'm through! Station WJ (upar) Jn. dle of rouge, ma yot “p our The Parlor Inane ive a ring to one person and a piece of string to another. By their combined ctforts and by using only one hand cach, get them to tie a common double bow knot through the ring. The Outdoors Inane Trsise our clean parlor fun out of the Week-End Book and into the open for a change, may I intro- duce you to called Human Polo? It's English, entirely goofy, but may fill a spot in your week-end when folks show no signs of coming out of a torpid somnolence and must be snapped out of it. It is only ree- ommended in such emergencies. The biggest men (goofs) in the party are the ponies, and the girls or lighter people mount them piggyback, hold- ing on by one hand and using walking sticks. The riders must drive a ten- nis ball through goals at opposite ends of a lawn or flat space. Holding op- ponents with hands is not allowed nor is kicking of man or ball. Bumping, boring and hooking sticks are all part of the game, however. A player may remount, but may not play from the ground. trousers. P. S.—Don’t wear your best JUDGE FoR I'M IUSS4 NAGABON! LUNVVAY — Eye-Queues Tw: 1 certain town can be divided into two groups, One group is made up of men who never tell the men in truth and the other group is made up of men who never tell a lie. Three of the men meet, and Smith, the first man, makes ast He cither “I Tama ful 1 Jones, the second man, hears what Smith and in turn makes the following statement: “Smith says he is Brown, the third man, says “Smith is a truthful man.” Then Jones says. y Which of the ful? An even number, not divisible by consists of nine digits whose sum i 47. The number is not al- tered if its digits are rev in order, but the additic 500 would change five of the digits, and the sum of the third and seventh digit would then be 8. All you have to do now is find the number. Last weck’s—No. 1: This is 1931 and, working back, 191+ is the first year divisible by cement, says ama liar’ or“ truth- says a liar.” “Brown is a liar.” three men are truth- sed 29, but obviously this is not the year of the man’s birth, 1s he would not have been living in 1900, The next year divisible would be 1885 (1914-29), but then as one twenty-ninth of 1885 i he would not be d The next divisil and this is the lucky number. One twenty-ninth of 1 i 6+, and that makes the of his death 1920 and his in 1900 +4 years. N VOLIX is nounced Volume Nine! 21 Auto Whoopee! Lrnovent the minia golf craze has p dled to s mena ically dwin nity, a new has sprung up, threatening to rip up the placidity and beauty of the Ameri- can landscape. IT re- you didn’t know, to the sport known as Auto Whoo- pee. Compared to it, even Junior's wildest games are just so many snappy rounds of chess. Auto whoopee brings the joys of roller coasting to your own car. It is indulged in’ on an Auto Whoopee course, which consists of a road spe- cially built with roller-coaster bumps, urves and wild s around and (Though — this sounds like a good description of the ordinary condition of some of the roads in this neighborhood, the course really is a little more tricky.) The courses are to be found dotting the Long Island and New Jersey countryside, and they say that one is being shipped to Buffalo, but they may use it as a main-road sec- tion around Syracuse, what they have (Continued on page 28) fer, in case pops up, in, under. comicbooks.com