Judge — February 28, 1931 — page 16: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE a PUBLIC RELATIONS COUNSEL By Carroll Carroll Danoy Hanoy Canpy Bans, Ine. Inter-Office Memo From: J. A. Tishweiler, Pres. To: All officers and department heads. Re: Publicity. Js a day or so our Department of Public Relations, under Mr. Bernard Gobel, will swing into action. Mr. Gobel has hitherto been associated with such high-class products « Florenz Ziegfeld and knows the publicity business from A to Z and from the ground up. I am convinced that it is only a matter of time before he makes the entire country thoroughly Dandy Handy Candy Bar conscious. But Mr. Gobel is only one man with only one head, so I suggest that all you depart ment heads get behind him, as more heads ys better than one. Therefore | would like you all to devote a little thought to our publicity problem which will in crease our business and gear our sales to 1931 prosperity. J. A. Tishweiler. Danoy Hanpy Canvy Bars, Inc. Inter-Office Memo From: Orville Munix, Sec'y. To: J. A. Tishweiler. Re: Gobel. bo not want to be the one to throw « wet blanket on Mr. Gobel, but it does seem to me that we are taking a big chance letting a man who has been associated with show girls handle our bars. Dandy Handy Candy Bars have always been clean, good and wholesome. There has never been th: slightest. bit of scandal conneeted with them. Isn't public likely to lead to “And make me up a corned beef sandwich to take out.” scandal, and where will that end? Dandy Handy Candy Bars go into homes wit! Testimony s As? furthermore, yer « 4 Honor, these defendants are members of the Young Communists’ Party. When me and me brother officers came upon them they were gath- ered in the middle uv the street, shouting, running back and forth and engaging in ac- tivities against the church.” “Just a minute, officer! yhat did those ‘activities inst the church’ consist hey wuz playin’ hand- ball against it, yer Honor!” Some day there is going to stigator appointed tions of an investigating con mittee ed to investi- gate th investigation. The young man who asked her father during the business depression. 4 comicbooks.com