Judge — February 28, 1931 — page 17: what you’re looking at

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children like your home and mine. Will they continue to if a scandal should rear its ugly head around them? Think twic out this Gobel, I say. Yours for 1931 prosperity. Orville Munix Danny Hanpy Canpy Bars, Ine. Inter-Office Memo From: D. Loth, Treas. To: J, A. Tishweiler. Re: Publicity Angles. uave been reading the Saturday Evening Post lately and see that men like Charles Schwab and Eddie Cantor and other big captains of industry are writing their autobiog- raphies. Now if Mr. Gobel could irrange for the Saturday Evening Post to print your memoirs of, let us say, your forty years in the five-cent candy bar business, I think it would boost Dandy Handy Candy Bar sales. It ought not to be hard to arrange be- cause we would give them the articles for nothing. Do you sce eye to eye with me on this? D. Loth Danpy Hanoy Canpy Bans, Inc. Inter-Office Memo From: I. Mindling, Vice-Pres. To: J. A. Tishweiler. Re: Reading Notices. tuink I have a fine idea. Get Mr. Gobel to get a hold of one of the girls who used to be in the Follies and who is now out of a job. Have her go out into the park and walk into the lake just as a policeman is goin she will be saved and have to drown. Now the point in her bag is found a suicide JUDGE “Are you going to take the umbrella too, Henry?” “Oh, sure; just stick it behind my ear.” “Whatcha lookin’ for, Mister?” note, and it will be written on the in- side of a Dandy Handy Candy Bar wrapper. This would get the name of Dandy Handy Candy Bars in every newspaper and would not cost us much, as we would not have to 4 the girl a big sum for her time because she would not be taking any time from her regular work anyws as she would be out of a job and the public- ity she got would probably get her a job, so she really should do it for nothing. Can't you just see the head- lines like, for example: “Show Girl Attempts Death, Leaves Reason on Dandy Handy Candy Bar Wrapper?” Ichabod Mindling Danoy Hanpy Canpy Bars, Inc. Inter-Office Memo From: Duflicld Stong, To: JL A hweiler. Re: Pub! y Ideas. notice all the columnists use poems and I have a niece in Chilli- cothe, Ohio, who writes them. I've heard that publicity men know all the columnists, so I was just wondering if maybe Mr. Gobel couldn't help my niece to get some of her poems in Walter Winchell’s column or some- where. She could mention Dandy Handy Candy Bars in the poems. Also could Mr. Gobel get some free passes to some theatres for when I have to entertain buyers? This would be good publ for the theatre be- cause all the buyers would tell their friends back home what a fine show they saw, and when their friends came they would want to see the show. Will you contact Gobel on this matter for me, as I have to take a swing around the Eastern territory? Duffield Stong les Mgr. comicbooks.com