Judge — February 14, 1931 — page 22: what you’re looking at

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Society News MAT generous cavalier, Jef Mac- hamer, crificed himself to vacation for both of us at Havana for five weeks (four for me and one for himself) sends some more or less interesting pen-forgings culled on his trip down to the tropics, thar whar thar's dry rot. You'll find them some- where on this page, if you care about hunting. There is no sign thus far of a letter which was supposed to ac- company the pictures. Well, maybe we're lucky at that. Dotty Parker is doing her in- consistent Constant Reading for the New Yorker and will b: for Bob Benchley while he squeaks for Caddo’ Pictures in Hollywood for a fabulous figure. Frank of Frank & Jack's took: a flyer in theatrical angeling. His wings are you-know-how. Chet Johnson lives.the hermit life at San Carlos and eats choco- late eclairs for bri his bank statements have surprise endings. I sat next to Tallulah Bank- head in Tony’s the i She looks good enough to eat. JUDGE Jack Cluett, the writer, de- fines a quadroon as a person with four drops of negro blood in his veins. Bob Johnstone, who first sang Cole Porter's songs in America victim of unemployment. : V is a member > isa surrounded by speak- casies. It’s the Stamp Collec- tors’ Club. PST! — JUNIOR! AFTER TLIRTWe wilt Fa THis GIRL7OR TWO DAYS | FINALLY Pacer eRTOWE = vk te curator of the Museum of Nat- ural History was disturbed the other day by a violent ringing of the phone. He answered and heard an excited voice at the other end. “I'll give you two thousand dollars for a “What on earth would you want it for if you could have asked the amazed cura- tor. “I want it,” answered theperturbed one, “to throw at Harry Richman!” dinosaur egg,” it was saying. Eye-queues te answers to last week's 1.Q.’s go this w the two fellows fell down the chimn h looked at the other. one with the ° at the other had a dirty face dirty and washe faced looked at. the 1 wash. — Re d, and so didn’t member they didn't talk— they'd had, as words, The one about the reve- nooer who thought he smelled alcohol in’ Florida and found it was a leak in his radiator is my, how sim- ple. They don’t’ put aleohol in cars in Florida. (Flor- ida Chamber of Commerce, please write for our adver- tising rates.) Now for this week’s grill. A hunter sighted — six birds in a tree. He shot and killed two. How many were left? A very excitable woman checked her baby outside a department store in New York City and went shopping. She got so interested in her shopping she completely forgot about her child and went home without it. When she realized what she had done, she rushed back to the store and found that the only baby they were holding was a Chinese one, She took the Chinese baby home and appeared to be satisfied. Why? they say, comicbooks.com