Judge — February 14, 1931 — page 21: what you’re looking at

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Lift Your Voice [r money is hid in a hole in the ground | Some felon will fileh it when you're | not around, } If crammed in a cup on your kitchen- ette shelf It's likely the laundress will lift’ it herself. If put ina bank that's respected and trusted Some morning your bank will be hopelessly’ busted ! If put’ into bonds or conservative shares 3 You'll lose every cent to professional id bears. J : ; re If put into mortgages, buildings or 3 lands A herd of white elephants sleeps on : your hands. If sunk in a business, a trade or | profession— } Along comes an era of world-wide | depressi Since dollars are wanderers, ever on tour, Give thanks for your marvelous luck —if you're poor; Give thanks while you ponder the accidents which Must ever befall the unfortunate rich! —Artuce L. Lirpaany Miniature Crook Drama (In Three Acts) Act 1.—"Good cv ¥ Act 2.—"Good mornin’, . Act 3.—"Good day, Warden.” (Curtain.) One, way to make hockey a gentler sport. The Gold Rush Most of these accused Manhattan judges and policemen seem to be going to Florida on account of their wealth, Don't throw it away because it looks like a bridge prize. It may be a vacuum-cleaner attachment. Now we have a school for gangsters in Chicago. We suppose if one of the boys comes late to school that they use the rod on him. And man is cruel. He'll put a win- ter front on his car to prevent it from freezing, but he won't do a thing Broxrn—I won't get any rest here, Emma. Reminds me too much of the about his rumble-seat passengers. daily record of stock prices! —R. C. O'Bries 19 comicbooks.com