Judge — February 14, 1931 — page 20: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE Exceptional Lincoln was born in a log cabin. And this particular I< bin was unique. It never served roadside refreshment stand or the clubhouse of a miniature golf course, From an examination paper: “We celebrate Febru nd_be- cause it was on this day that George Washington didn’t tell a lie.” And now comes the vicious rumor that what George Washington really did cut was his cherry brandy. A book just published is said to an- swer completely the question of where and when to eat in New York. We wish it would go a little farther and = explain how and what with. Movustacue Artist—Ah-h—now for my masterpiece! Gone Are the Days Recess, 1911 “Qkinxy Jones loves Mamie Brown! L nny Jones loves Mamic Brown!” “Come on, Stuffy, I'll swap you two Ty Cobbs for your garter snake.” “My papa is bigger ‘n’ stron; s he can lick your papa, too!” , I wish I could go to the cir- they got tigers and a real live man-eater from Borneo and every: thing. Gee, I wish I could go!” “Jimmy Smith is teacher's pet! Jimmy Sinith is teacher's pet Recess, 1931 “AY listen, Beppo, I don’t want to be put on the spot this time. You was the boss of the gang yester- Why can't I be a gorilia just this once?” that was a lousy picture over Globe last night. I liked ‘S. and Sinners’ better than that. V can't they show pictures like that all the time? Say, who wants to see that cowboy stuff, anyway? It’s the bunk.” s kid's old man must be he makes Tony ride to school in a flivver roadster. If my old man did that to me I would sure tell him where to get off.” “Waddya know about that shrimp keeping me in after school. I got a ’ good mind to tell McClusky and have ‘ ee =a him transferred. No fifty-dollar-a- nlayman — week school teacher is goin’ to pull “P-F-F-Flossie, I-I-I w-w-ant t-t-to kn-n-n-now i-i-if y-y-you w-w-will that on me. My old man’s an alder- m-m-marry m-me?” man—I guess he forgot that.” “Oh, Mr. Parsnip, this is so sudden.” —Rex Deane comicbooks.com