Judge — January 17, 1931 — page 37: what you’re looking at

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a ed bought these at the Biltmore Flower Shop!" It being a holiday and everyone being filled with cheer the clerk said, “Yessir’—and took the flowers. The gentleman left. Where- upon the clerk ran around the cor- ner to the flower shop, explained. the situation, got the money bac! wired the fowers—in the W. U. way. The other is about a drunk who en- tered a flower shop, evidently in the s of a remorseful han, : 4, “Tf T don’t send some flowers to wife, IM catch hell, Hi muc are those A in Beautie: he florist said, teen dollars a dozen, sir!” The drunk looked at him in amazement. and answered, “Thanks very much, TI take the hell!” Something Under Your High Hat ["« intellectual readers this I'm jettisoning a few er: xin bottles and substituting an me-another line. to try to make a bid for So Here's your first ii stalment of nuterackers. Puzzle them out and be wise. Make this a year of brains under your High Hat in- stead of just an empty flask, a girlie’s ankle ¢ d thoughts of arthur murray- 1, What is a chaparral? 2. What is the name for a man who es in oils? Who wrote the Comedy of Er- rors? 4. What class of people were pun- ished in. stocks? 5, What is the Diet of Worms? You'll find the answers on page 29 and a bright shiny dollar in’ your morning mail if you can think up a JUDGE question and answer simi to the above, that is d published in this column, Unimportant Items SALT poured on wine im- me after spill- ing will make the spots re- movable. ie Injections of arsenic are taken by many women to give them that transparent creamy complexion. It is nful, ight trains leave for Florida daily from the Penn Station, ‘The tracks are another way of getting there. The answer to last week's conundrum, “Who chased whom around the walls of what how) many “Achilles dragged (not chased, you dodoes) Hector around the walls of ‘Trey seven times.” My F reminded Charles Sauer of something he spent times?" is rnch sentence hours puzzling out at dear old Eton ind which reminds him, if said fast, of the conversation of a couple of produce racketeers. You'll have to It goes: re it out for yourselves. “Is abile hwres ego, Fortibus es in aro.” “O nobile themis trux! Votis onem? Pes and dux.” Up on Riverside Drive there is a place called the Clark School of Con- centration, Every time I go by on the bus I look into the windows which give on to the street. And I always see the same thing—most of the pu- pils looking out the windows—con- Hihattractions Jase Pe Benes “Argot of the “ Racketeers” in The American Mer- yo... Waring’s Pennsylvanians in New Yorkers.” ... B: Eugéne French Chocolates... . Cluett in the past few Vanity Fairs. . «+ The two-faced clocks at Oving- tone between your twin beds k nw when to wake your husband the heek up and to the office. ... The nightly broadcasts of Whiteman’s Nut Club out in Chicago—where the hackslappin n't hear the musi . bout the movie n ate who, when he was asked if he knew Little Words” said “Sure 7 comicbooks.com