Judge — October 18, 1930 — page 22: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE Three Fine Social Arts We Are Prone to Neglect By Dr. Seuss The Fine Art of Hiccoughing A sudden attack of hiccoughs at a tea party a poor fellow’s social undo tea down your hostess ing. But spilli ‘The social education of our youth,” says Dr. Farquarharson 1h) j Fohsnip, “is too one-sided. Although well-schooled in. man- guimpe can be avoided if you prepare your ners generally, not one child in a hundred can sneeze with self with the Lehrenkrauss Hiccough Ma q grace, To revive the art of beautiful sneezing, Dr. Fohsnip chine, After practising the hiccough con conducts tutorials, teaching his pupils from phonograph rec- tortions for a month or two, vou can handk ords of the foremost maestros of sneezery. the teacup without spilling a drop. gb q 4 1 Hi The Fine Art of Yawning E “Tt is al s correct to yawn when bored,” says Prof. Zeno Chilk of the Chilk School of Yawning. “But to yawn the same way at everyone is decidedly gauche re are over three thou different kinds of yawns, each depending on the | social station of the yawne Prof. Chilk is shown instructing a pupil in the | first five. il 20 comicbooks.com