Judge — October 18, 1930 — page 23: what you’re looking at

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Problem [ve been worrying « good deal about what to do with those World Series tickets they printed over in Brooklyn it that tine when the Robins got a of lead their heads to their bats and landed in first place for 4 time 1s they soon proved. rush from much to their embarrassment, I think those who bought the seats might put them into their safe deposit vaults with their Warner Bros. stocks. Or they might send them South to be used « the new sinall Confederate money. A pair might possibly purchase a seat on the Stock Exchs The Brooklyn Club would probably be glad to send a pair to nvone who can send in some good st ions. Overworked Mother Jou can't money get a drink of sweet cider. You pull the car up: be- side the road, step into a hot dog shack and smack your lips ina manner “TE HIGH AST GF FIRE-WanD DRNES WUNIOR INTO GERTRAL PRM , SAIG: 2 eVNE Men JUDGE suggesting memor sweet cide gives boyhood sk for he prop. sly wink te brings is hard enough to drive you and the cider nails. “I don't want this!” you cry. “It’s the oldest we have, sir!” is the injured re- ply. “It's got a right good kick!” “But I want sweet cider,” you come back. The prop. shakes his head. It seems that’s the one thing you can't have. You leave with the ing that the prop. th you're cracked. The time this happened to me I was amused to see, three young blades in a car bearing a Quebee license have the same experi ence as TI had—and be disappointed similarly. All of which means that I think there is no drink between sweet cider and applejack. Look what hap- pens to the dispositions of farmers— confirmed hard-cider drinkers. Unimportant Items V Javcu out for the latest disease— ankylostomiasis, and it hasn't anything to do with ankles. Miners specialize in it. However, adults can't afford to be too careful. A thing like this is apt to get a vogue, now that ibition is thru. Marriage, by the , is the name of the disease result- ing from looking at ankles too long. Within sight of the office they are adding a penthouse to a building that boast one afterth doesn’t doesn’t a sort of ht. Why ars-Roebuck put in ile line of them all ready to stick on any building? Adjustable front lawns would be an added at- traction, itt They have perfected the Lindy Hop up in the all-sepia Savoy Ballroom on 125th Strect, Hahlem, and it’ takes about two years master all the steps, which run into quite a routine and take twenty minutes to execute They have two bands working at the Savoy all the time, making % as intricate as the Einstein theory, and everybody bumps into everybody else, the thing requires that much room for wild Apache twirls. But since all razors are chee at the door of the Savoy, I suppose it’s all right. Hearn's has opened a new dep't. Real flowers are sold for next to noth ing. But Hearn's is down on 14th Street, and if you get the flowers out without their wilting—let alone get them uptown to your gal a buy. Mae: folding bed for you've got they tell me, has a $5.44 that’s a wow, and lounging (Continued on page 32) ANKLE-GAZING REGULTE IN AL DISEASE CALED MARRIAGE! comicbooks.com