Judge — July 5, 1930 — page 24: what you’re looking at

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The Quiet Streets of New York I": been said before, but the best » spend your Fourth is New yf some reason on that day the noble seven million cram into cattle trains, pushearts, gocarts and anything that rolls and sardine tl beaches, rocks, rills and roosts, making the day hideous with the strain they While back in the great metropolis you can hear a pin drop at the Cross Roads of the World; the loneliest place under heaven is the top of the Chrysler Building; and Central Park turns into an African Wild. But what is that quiet, shady canyon where it is so lurky you ex- pect a wild animal to jump you? My goodness, it’s Wall Street. old town that day that is, not too many of you) and discover your blue hi n. Yessir, New York is the best summer resort of them all! No Parking I' all the cars in the world were laid end to end, ! call pleasure. Try the UDGE they would be parked. In many other words. the parking WS more acute in w York at least. Hydrants are overlo problem being cars do not clear off non- parking streets at proper times; trucks stop in side streets, block clear pass: and exhaust profane vocabs; cabs h litters overnight; the rich may on the curb while the poor may have babies for all the doormen r cops care—and now there is still a further menace. It is the man who drives his car to the office. Leaving it in front of his building. he bribes the elevator starter to tip him off when the cops come to put a chalk mark on the tire. He then descends and drives the car around the corner, where he wipes off the mark, leaves it for an hour, goes to fetch it and returns it to its fc mer parkin| so on far, Wg space. A Th 1 cop with a thousand eyes and legs who could be ily solution [see is to develop tall places at once or sbolish cars and use motoreyeles or roller skates. And why not a motor- cyele covered sidccar taxi? The Life Saver on the Links Greece vou have smashed all your “available tees through dub drives; or should you find yourself marooned around the thirteenth hole with your ; instead of rh for a Life flavor will do, and you can tee up perfectly with one of them, My old punny weakness telly me that the peppermint-flavored variety will give more pep to the drive, and I'm trying to work out something about a -one, but haven't succeeded yet. ankful for small things. Night Life Notes I™ about to go completely pansy and write about cullid sheets and piller-cases. But, after all, I have my faith to k said 0 yeah?) and serve only the ercam of the high hat. This, then, is a naney complaint to the effect that there have been with my followers (who rish display for some time blue, green, and valler bed linens, but not black. Well, what about the man who married a blond wife? The Na- al Academy of Design, supported ~ George Luks, Rembrandt, Jack Holmgren and Ed Graham, tell me black and blond go. together. Hence it would seem that a bedroom comicbooks.com { i