Judge — July 5, 1930 — page 23: what you’re looking at

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Why the Groom Always Wears a Hunted Expression “VY ov'ue actually going through with h? Well, there's no use try- ing to reason with you, I suppose, but you and Beth scem so fond of each other that I really hate the friendship end. Ha, ha! “Well, it's about time you married a nice, sweet girl like Elizabeth and settled down. You've been spending a lot of money on good times, young man, but marriage will put a stop to that.” to see ‘0 our old friend Ed is going to ell, why You know won't get a become a blushing groom! don’t something ? after the cha ng. “Whatever you do, be sure the ring is in your pocket. And try not to look glum when you ulking toward the haltar—I mean Remember, this of quick divorces, so why worry “T knew all along she was going to land you, old man, That clinging vine stuff seldom fails.” “You must be awfully good to my little girl, Edward. You know she is JUDGE Somebody puts red ants in the Black Knight's undershirt. so frail that we have always let her have at home, and if you aren't careful to agree with her about things, I'm afraid her own way . and may all your troubles be little ones!” —Onsoxn Rounixs Land of the Free Only America has an Independence Day on which a person can get ar- rested for taking a drink. - Then there was the absent-minded musician who put a derby over the shoe-horn and tried to put on a pair of oxfords with his trombone. And the only trouble about going to a beach for the summer is that when you track in a lot of sand you can't blame it on the spinach. It's become easy again to find those who haven't lost their jobs. They're all at the ball games. We may not have much appeal but we don’t need a megaphone to convince a girl we love her. Of all the things that get into your mouth and attack your teeth, the one that tooth-paste can’t remove is a dentist. The minister, who grew tired of having his work undone, safeguards the marriage ceremony. comicbooks.com