Judge — July 5, 1930 — page 25: what you’re looking at

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[NATE done entirely in black—black wall- paper, rugs, hangings, furniture and night scenes, would give that touch i Dad demands from his preferred stock. (Query: what would a b and-blond eye mean to you?) My color bearers also lithp that red haired wives go well with green, and that brunettes stay up blondes. You see, blondes more places before marria marry for rest. night clubs. r than » asked ye and only Brunettes prefer i Hints for the Home Homier Yor the bridge fiend who can’t stop to cat, I have designed the aire in the shape of a bridge table. Reach under and grab a handful of spinach or crawl into the ice compart- ments to cool off after post-mortems, Add Rackets Nev it appears that those delicious baby lobsters they give aw: with the table d’héte at most sp e are bootlegged. ies (to help sell the moist goods) If you will consult JUDGE forbidden game of all sorts. When you come to think of it, with a little Delmonico taste, the speakeasy could become a gourmet center, replacing the fine cating places of old. Lest we forget, the latest trend in hush parlors is to have women op- erating them, Thus they range from the Italian Garden in the Village, run by a widow and six, to the very nobby one uptown, designed as a s| broker's offices and run. by two large-eyed French als who have a mon around, probably a dir jibe at’ exchange gam- blers. I look forward to one done in chintzes, with dainty doilies, nice tat- ting around the checks, and one of those movic- palace perfume-sprayers. 2 ‘ie The old-time mahogany ao drifts further into the Don'r LET JUNK Kip bu! past! SHSSIS Sit) HE WRIE HAT Roky ABT HERES No SUMER Phil Baker, That RESORT LN A Tones Goneff Si ® Phil Baker has shown such good taste selecting the source for his box-to-s' dear old Moneybags Morgan pulled. When somcone asked him how much it would cost to run a yacht, the intrepid old millionaire answered with an in- trepid twinkle in his intrepid ey ge patter in the cur- rent Artists and Models, this clown- sheet prefers to waive its percentage of his “Young man, if you have to think of A Ssenis sal Phil “bor- how much it costs to run a yacht—you Yeays 2 row the one we can't run a yacht! vswis<uy >) recently ran about a; w= « 1 ghlFE the Scotchman who a= PR mt ) : / Incidentally the height of some- thing or other would be to try to run a second-hand yacht on any income. PR es, helped his friend out with his income LY tax by coming to ) live with him as a dependent. And Best Steppers since they all do it Ro Re Rots Along—Ohman & a / without a tiny blush y of shame or a gun, Ld it only my old contention that all you need to go into vodvil is an = old file of Juper, a nasal tenor, a saftig cutie, and, as the French say, a sonnce boy. bears out a your encyclopedia, you will find it against the law to retain any baby lobsters found in the lobster pots. Arden—Victor. Kiss Me With Your Eyes—Selvin —Colum| Be Careful With Those Eyes & Singing a Song to the Stars—Lom- bardo—Columbi Cheer Up & I Remember You from Somewhere—Selvin—Columbia. Dancing With Tears in My Eyes— ° Shilkret—Victor. — —Juoge, Jn. They must be thrown back. But what matters it if a little law is broken in the protective shade of a dweat big law such as the XVIIIth Amend- ment? And who molests the new-fash- ioned saloons any e? Hence the new and pleasantly palatable of bootlegging Mrs. Lobster’s gi Mr. Volstead’s Tonies. In the fall, of course, the racket will include young, and tender and ket 5 to Bad Ship News “i Se many of my hoi- i —_ PRiccany polloi readers are uaa writing to inquire : whether it is possible to = To operate a yacht ona s-five-dollar-a-week —~ . I seize the oppor- é sc a co h 4 ie fo pet down Oe FREE BABY LOBSTERS wy” WSH HALLS ve t's - always - good comicbooks.com