Judge — June 28, 1930 — page 22: what you’re looking at

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Weak-End Note At first my Scotch blood began to McSizzle when I saw that thou- sand-dollar panama in the Knox win- dow. It seemed much cheaper to hop a paquebot to Ecuador, pick the same hat up for fifty dollars and save about seven hundred on the trip, with an n ride thrown in. But now that I figure it out, what with stop-offs for sixty or seventy pina frias in Cuba, the rising cost of Bacardi, a couple of trips to the Havana Casino, the daily hazard of the ship's pool (you can't win), a few evenings spent with the maiden aunt that men forget in Cris- tobal, lazy fiacre rides with the daughters of the conquistadores in Lima, with the same thing repeating itself on the way home, plus the fine for those bottles of eau de cologne you forgot to declare—it works out a practical saving of seven hundred to oces get it at home or Childs. Incidentally, they don't make pana- mas in Pana- ma. The best Il come uador, Radio as You Go [z= only needs one word from us against static- that-passes- as-tenor-solos and they promptly throw a Radio 7, JUNIOR, WHATS? BH PREVENT THE ROM CHASING THE NECKEE JUDGE —=__= a HAH! READIN A SKIEVERSTON WENZDEE! Convention, thanking crooners for their contribution to culture. And so the recent Radio es’ Con- vention at Atlantic City they decided to concentrate on radios in autos. This is too much. Filling stations will have to carry radio tubes. Wifely back-seat driving will have the added impetus of arguing over stations. Flat- tire repairing done to the dulcet tones of the Goodrich Silvertown Orchestra would gall surely. I wouldn't be certain, but I can guess what effect NECKER silver-tonsiled tenors will have on sparking places. But, worst of all, think of the jam on the Boston Post Road while traffic waits for Amos 'n’ Andy to stop ing regusted. The only consolation I have is that the traffic cops will be given an awful jolt if they try to talk down Floyd Gibbons. uP 7H’ Lavoe! HUH? Tk? Advice to Young Girls . the more seductive circles the vogue is 20 Se= IMIG. no longer to carry extra shoes, ad money or Flit g to do is to bring your own stepladder so that Should your friend from New Haven ‘make a pass, all have to do is run up your lad- der and be safe! you Sport Question Marks uy does the re- leased pitcher, idol of twenty years before, invariably win his first game with the new club? «+. What's the mat- ter with Lou Gehrig? . +. Why does Brook- lyn take its baseball so seriously? ... What kind of like basebal é What do hockey players do in the summer? ... Why not inaugurate auto- mobile speed classics for Mack trucks in two-ton, five-ton and ten-ton classes? ... By the way, what do truck-drivers do for e1 ment on their day off? ... What would the complication be if Carnera got athlete’s foot? ... Did you know that waiters, landlords, moochers and opera claques suffer from athlete's hand? ... That Westbrook Pegler’s definition of the difference between an amateur and a professional is that the amateur wants a certified check? (GH oie OP IDEA A Go WE PART! comicbooks.com