Judge — June 28, 1930 — page 23: what you’re looking at

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“VATE You Look LIKE 4 MILLION DOLLARS IN THAT Camelot “erorcr Parker, the Luther Bur- bank of Games, has crossed chess and checkers, and, lo and behold, we have “Camelot.” The game has great possibilities and contains an entirely move, called th For the first demonstra- tion, Mac was selected as a victim, At the half-way OO? mark, the Camelot cham- pion made a strong attack and remarked, “This move wins.” And a few moves later he supplemented his remark with “I resign.” It’s a swell game. Add Rackets Ix the Grand Central Zone they tell me of another example of Noble Experimentation gone ga- floo in the form of Magazine Bootlegging. Certain newsstand butch- ers will, if approached in the right way, slip you the Satevepost on Wednesday, the law of Lorimer for- bidding it for sale till Thursday. The butcher will roll it up, cover inwards, and hoarsely whisper as you speed away —a day in advance — “Don't flash it, kid, till you get home!” What a boon to the serial-minded and lovers of good, clean advertising! Hihattractions ue Ritz Bar—in Paris, if you can get there... Gene Tunney’s hoity- toity accent, adapted by Shakespeare, for his movietone appearance in the Westchester society bouts, the pansy! \AH-HAH -WHA- WHA — _- WO-Ho ~-WHA -WHAT ONLD HAPPEN) IF - HAH - CARNERA G-G6T ATHLETES Zo TH THINK HE RA JUDGE THAT, Jur, FR YA LS BU $1000 ~é> SS yATe/ ZF «+-The Camel Pleasure Hour on WEAF, especially Doe Rockwell and his introduction of the piano duet to be played on two pianos, it being more ry than to use only one The and none-genuine- but-old-fash- ioned strorberry sho'teake at the Dixie Kitehen— Suthin’ cookin’, my boy. . ber, the Big Kid- der, in the Sun- day Telegraph, the cing really ~ HAHAHAH! —\WHANHY 9 WE'D PROLLABY hoss- ee A sheet that gets the full- ads of Christian Sci ectures. ... The se “Johnny W the Garrick maker” aieties, The Rumba At last George White fallen down on the job. He hasn't intro- duced a Black or even Smoked Bottom this season. The Cubans —God bless their heels—have brought the latest dance sen- sation, as Arthur Murray puts it, to the hips of débutantes. It's the Rumba, boys, and it usually brought the Marines to a halt down in Guantanamo Bay, their country club. It is a dance which is best done dime and empty stomach, for its chief ona 21 UG! characteristic is snake-hips and a lot of courage. Tt must be danced to the peculiar rhythm of the rumba orches- tra, which consists of guitars, pianos and violin, plus the hollow hissing of a set of differently pitched gourds. They also shake attle full of seeds to build up the heat. It is African with Latin sensuousness (0! Jr I'm surprised!). ‘The Park Casino has the best and in these yere parts. Owa Manuelo, make this one mucho nte. We'll not dance off this spot if it takes all summer and the whole police force. AN the beach at Southampton this summer they are not wearing shirts—and, if my memory serves me, they won't be wearing them at_ the Saratoga track. Quick Watson, Schmeling Salts Is future championship bouts, if the public must be mulcted of the little cash they have, why not be sure that the gladiator who fouls inadvertently or otherwise is at least as much put out as his opponent or the public. 1 would suggest that the fighters wear cast iron tights heavily studded with naked spikes. It wouldn't be so tough then on the referee to decide a winner, The fouler would be the guy who would do the writhing. In the mean- time the only solution for the thing is to give foul checks (or rain-checks), good for a return fight or a handsome morocco-bound set of Fifty Famous Battles. Awah! is I regusted? music Judge, Central Fashion Note JUNIOR SAYS THERES A NEW DISEASE CALLED “ATHLETES HAND" AND SAYS WATERS HAVE IT! Tsk! —WONDER HOW JUNIOR DISCQNERED “THAT! "VE ALWAYS CBSERVED THAT JUNICR: HTS A MURAD AND WALKS A MILE OM EVERY CHECK! Daisey FROM E Wa in St comicbooks.com