Judge — June 28, 1930 — page 21: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

JUDGE Tourist Hint The best way to pick up hitch hikers is with the bumper. And the only place for a back-seat driver is on a hook-and-ladder. “Mrs. Van Deusen, I want you to meet my husband.” A Sure Sign t’s going to rain. Nothing can stop it. Although the radio forecasts a long dry spell, I know better. Within twenty- four hours the country roads will be almost impassable and the city streets will be slick and sloppy. Autoists and pedes- trians will be spotted with mud. The weather man may be honest in his opinion of coming dry weather, but he’s wrong. I know it’s going to rain, I can tell by a sign that never fails. I washed my car this afternoon, When the naval reduction conferences began, someone remarked that parity like charity should begin at home. It “Help—help! I'm drowning now appears that the Senate also wants it to end there. “Me no spik Ingleesh ” ” “Could I borrow your lain mower?” “But you just planted your grass seed yesterday!” “T know, but I thought I'd get it before any of the other neighbors got the idea.” 19 comicbooks.com