Judge — May 24, 1930 — page 22: what you’re looking at

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i) On i Tl “iy Hii | Hi ae ul | } \ { Yale’s Black Derby reny Day, Derby, Conn, nounced “Dawwby” at Y “Derrby” at Penn; and “Doiby Columbia—Gosh, what would it be a Hahvid?) ... All Yale there eighteen cylinders, Penn in Chevvies and Columbia on foot; with femmes du jour to match... . The Yale Juniors noisy in full aftah- noon dress with tall silk millinery; the quite un-Oxford-like group in that truck, accompanied on the flask by an accordeon, and riding with the first embarrassed cullid gent I've ever laid on... . The young college sparkers drivin’ they-air best gals in springless gigs, drawn by Mac (pro Pale; eyes mer ghted down with the equine disappointments of gas-buggy competition The Buick owner, who according to the Chrysler agent across the street, has been selling Buicks so long he has a valve-in-head. . .. The nicest traffic cops you ever saw, directing parking... . The final resting place on the Derby side of the Housatonic where the s est old lady robbers soaked two iron-men for parking on their lawn. Then the wait till the fuming Housatonic, blowing a two-mile gale more furious than the one on the Erie Canal back in '86, cooled down a bit. ... The awfly, awfly used by the Bulldoggy polo ponies w lish accent ones. 2. “DAW-WBY” “DER-RBY” \AIG IH: JUDGE Getting small consolation out of watching the sea-loving Elis, vainly pulling canoes against. the drivi gale; but getting a lot out of the brave hussy who rode with Her Heart in “Woody,” a bronco outboard, and took an awful wetting. ... t year she'll probably take up with a digni- fied senior at Union Theological, it's more inland and less outdoor. .. . Finally bored, towards dusk, helping the natives fetch home the caows and considering settling in the vicinity in some crops till race time. “The river down to a walk at last Yale to the front .. The and the races! ... in two of the three openers. . restrained Yale cheers with broad glish accents, my good fellow! ... Nightfall and what we came for: the Big Varsity ra «++ The hawklike watch on the river, lest the crews slip by in the pitch black... . Waking to the fact, three hours later, that they did just that—Yale winning by 2 length. Naturally, they won, HOUSATONIC Hooey / 20 | = since they knew the way as 4 of home course, it being their river. . The indignant thought that they nt to have cquipped the shells with a searchlight or made them luminous for the spectators’ sake, or, at t, t game like eight- seck. ... Columbia's n’s perfect alibi that the e been rowed in the develop some ni oared hide anc Young Glen race should hh: ht, rough water or no rough water, it being a test of crews on H,O and not a canoe paddle on a glass-surface. .. Our certainty Columbia would have defeated Yale by that length un- der decent conditions. . . . 4 And the ridiculousness of the Penn coach fear ing his crew would have been blown over the dam a mile from the finish had they rowed in rough water... . They barely lasted to the finish, so how could ‘they have got that far? . . » Better luck next year, Columbia, maybe Yale will harden up by that time and not be afraid of water! ... Home! Hihattractions Joe's, a you-know-what, if you can find it, over on 54th... . The sa old stairs and the printed invitations for the Dizzy Club. . . . The Victor Co.'s Record of - the - Month Club which is just what it ds for... F. up ona hunnerd and twenny-fifl t, where you can put away some iy steak before dropping into the hottest spot north of the equator, the Apollo Burlesk House. Get there b fore Whalen’s successor di Steak Tartar unt udder goot Choimin dishes at Suesskind’s Deutscher Eat ing House on 85th Strect and Lexing ton Avenue, an uptown Luchow’s, . . . Ye Parkway Inn, a place to w: your hoarsencss on the way up the Bronx River Parkway, which is very, very nice at this time of the year. Best Steppers Blue Is the Night & Whippoor- will—Ipana Troubadors—Columbia. Ragamuffin Romeo & I Like to Do Things for You.—Whiteman— Columb I'm in the Market for You & Just yi a Story Book.—Olsen—Victor. Telling It to the Daisies—Co- lumbia. —Jupee, Jr. comicbooks.com