Judge — May 24, 1930 — page 21: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

JUDGE Things the College Movies Never Show The non-co-educational college. ‘The unhappy undergraduate. The thief nor a prac who is neither a cal joker. The non-fraternity man. How hard it is for some college men to make a girl. The collegian who owns a Ford but does not paint it up with wisecracks. The professor who neither looks nor dresses like a freak and who is not absent-minded. Rain on the day of the big game. The collegiates who do not sing and dance. ed. A homely —Joun E. Coreman, Dartmouth "33 I Know a Girl So dumb she thinks Carroll Carroll is a typographical error. —F.N. Beaven, Wabash And Cynthia is so dumb she thinks Chic Sale is a sin fashion event. “This running around with every Tom, Dick and Harry is foolish- “But, father, there's gold in them heels!” F. N. Braves Wabash “Any rags er iron, meester?” T. M. Fouvs, Yale ’30 a2 M.GHANDINI MASSEUR The India-Rubber Man. —Jinmy Wartrovus, Wisconsin ’31 19 Campus Pests There's the boy who has to kibitz very game, from bridge to tennis, Whom no lock or bolt prohibits He's a fearsome campus menace. When opponents score a touchdown, He'll explain the team’s defect; And will yell to push the clutch down, When the car is safely wrecked. All his instincts are gr He excels in c And his pleasures a From’ his roommate's dates and sprees. —Trp Gorvssitn, Columbia '30 rious, Definitions Pepper—What this. magazine is printed on. Wrist—Pla play bridge Robber—An elastic material used for garters, ete. ved by those who can't Guess—A lighter-than-air material used to fill balloons. Wan—The first number in the Ara- bic syste! Graph—A long-necked animal. Cattle—A_ household utensil used for making tea. Grudge—A place to keep your car. Auditor —The guy what says whether this'll be printed or not. —M. M. Liesertitar, Dartmouth ’32 “Looks like they ain't done right by our Knell.” —Banet Lins, Wabash '32 comicbooks.com i r