Judge — May 24, 1930 — page 23: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE Collector’s Luck “see here in the paper where Henry Ford's collecting old farm machiner or his museum. Can you can you beat it? What some bozos do is a crime. I per the other day about a guy that’s been collecting old ¢ ; store wooden Indians. How do they | wet that way?” arch me. [say this collecting is form of insanity. I see where a | uy paid fourtcen grand for a highboy or somethin: nd I bet [ could gi better one in Grand Rapids for fifty bue “You're right. These collectors get nutty. T know fellow that’s got 1 collection of eight hundred bottles: ill empty.” “Say, that’s nothing. [ know a bird that collects old door keys. ‘Tie that if you ean.” “T can beat that. A fellow lives near me has got a collection of butter fly wing he reason I know is be- cause he wanted to swap me some of that junk for some of my Indian trrow-heads—and I got the best col- lee of Indian arrow-heads in town.” “Arrow-heads, huh? How about swapping a few for some stamps? I got some swell duplicates in my stamp collection.” don’t sa: take a look at Well, let's go and m."” —S. F. Hors TEN CRACK A FEW YOKES, LADIES, KIBITZED THE COSSACK They'll never get me into the circus until they shoot that Zacchini from the net back into the cannon, “Just fancy, Titheradge, the countess has a glass eye,” mused Mountbatten. “How do you know?” fathomed the fop. “Oh, I was chatting with her and it came out in the course of the conversation!” chuckled the clown, Just tint the tips of my cars with henna, Claude, I shall go to the masquerade as Dante Alighieri. 2 comicbooks.com