Judge — May 24, 1930 — page 20: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

“Hurry, officer, and catch that man. He's one of those ‘hit-and-run’ fellas.” LABOR-SAVING DEVICES FOR TIRED COLLEGIANS Tue Pace Tenner . Weary student (X) pets cat (A), who purrs with great feeling into microphone (B), which is amply amplified by amplifier (C) into loud speaker (D), emitting noise which frightens mouse in treadmill (E) and causes goldfish (F) to swim in circles and thus make crane (or king-fisher) (G) so dizzy that-he puts down his folded foot on pedal (H), which tugs at pulley (1) and lifts door (J) of cage (K) and allows homing pigeon (L.) to fly south with cord (M), which is attached to page of book. College Survey Bucknell — A football dormitory built on a bluff that has been running on that principle ever since. California — High accident — rate caused by students stumbling over mo meras, Ready to cheer, dance or sing the Alma M t the drop of a director's hat. Co-e ional, And. apparently, nothing can be done about it. Georgia — Gave the world Bobby Jones and the pause that refreshes Think the rin the alphabet is. sixty minutes, Notre Dame—Made famous by fellow named Rockne and eleven pub licity men, Three Trishinen enrolled here last year: Murphy, O'Brien and Kohen, Virginia—Southern gentlemen. still wondering who won the war: Jeff Davis or Bob Lee. Large sale of corn plasters reported. Said to be used for sore throats. Southern Methodist—Strongly sus pected of having a lobby in the ball rules committee, ng university nporarily in dry dock.) branch of the n Shop Engi en. Rumored es of Central k for use as a campus. Army—The reason why mothers have quit raising little boys. Also the hest line of any military prep school. (In formation.) Peatsboigh—Noted for its smoky air, liquor and wow Football is played here. (See S. California for details.) Rutgers—Men die for this brick pile. Good swimming teams, which may or may not be due to the numer- ous tanks on the campus. Dartmouth—A lumber camp nest nestling in the New Hampshire hills Noted for its eggs. Yale—Rudy Vallée. Penn State—Cows, corn, co-eds and culture, —Dvxe Kaminski comicbooks.com