Judge — May 3, 1930 — page 23: what you’re looking at

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IAAT Protecting the Fans Mac and I wasted the tthe 7th Regiment Ar yatone of those mastodon-hurling ¢ ests, dur which we spent most of our king “Happy” Houliban (the ‘ rible M ar) and Richard the Fiddling Fool) out of our laps. where, when they weren't tossing each other around the ring, one sist on dropping ervals. 1 other eveni would in the other at regular came from the brutal exhibition feeling as though I'd been pressed for years in the family Bible. Wherefore, since the reformed wrestling is held more out of the ring than in it why don’t they seat the spectators in the ring and “ Mz AN' MY GLIDER, STROLL IN’ DOWN THE, & ANENOO-co —$ F give the big butchers the run of the auditorium to wrestle complexe about tor would be protected the behemoths could toss cach other in 1 out of balconies, tear down the pillars, wrench the arms oT the reserved seats, dash each other gainst the walls and, perhaps, who Knows! throw each other out of the building. JUDGE Hihattractions The free post-pranjil coffee cock- tail, pickmeup and the free juice cocktails for lunch Served by the Hotel N where they say good-morni long... Bugs Baer’s crack that the only trouble with Rudy Vallee is that he sings out of the wrong end of the tomato and dinner, Yorker, «all day megaphone... Priming your car through the carburetor when the vac- uum tank is empty... Mac’s line:— “T call my es ar ‘Glider.’ It’s always being towed.” . The new Packard specdster which does better than a century an hour if you can get past the cops and belicve the salesmen... Bill emann’s jeryus burlesque in the last Colliteh Humor, Taxicrab It was raining angoras and aire- dales and a nervous old lady finally managed to hail a cab. As it pulled up to the curb shi it lacked the magic formul and five. Timidly she —"Oh. this is one of those expensive cabs.” To which the kind-hearted driver snapped: —“Yeh! Three thousand bucks, lady"—and slammed the door in her dear old face and shot off. Best Steppers Minnie the Mermaid (A Love Song in Fish ‘Time)—Cummins—Viector. Dust and Le It That Way High Hatters—Victor. Song of the Dawn and It Hap pened in’ Monterey—Olsen—Victor and Ditto by w hiter Columbia, Red Hot It Beautiful ing— Without You k tage For Sale- "Lombardo _C olumbia There’s One More River to Cross and Swing Low Sweet Chariot—Tre maine—Columbia. Happy Feet and A Bench in. the Dark—Whiteman—Columbia. I Love You and Reminiscing Selvin—Columbia, Juvce Jn. MAKING WRESTLING SAFE FOR, “WE SPECIATOR— >—__, Ccomicbooks.com