Judge — May 3, 1930 — page 24: what you’re looking at

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CS JUDGE RECUR VADRG TM \\j wae CORN: f x MacTavish goes to the movies. —Rowtanp Lyon, George Washington U. '29 Not until we had read a ha of these war novels did w what a good literary critic ¢ Sherman was. —Anticer Sirvers.att, Harvard ’30 “You know, Joe, I think I’m gettin’ athlete’s foot.” —Banort Linn, Wabash 32 Card! Campus Pests Elbert Hubbard once said, “It is hard for an empty sack to stand up right.” And, with apologies for o working a good thing, that it is equally hard for a full bag to do likewise, —F.N. B.. Wabash °20 Engarlanded in smoke they sit And prate in caverns Stygian Of Art and Life and Sex a bit, Of Ethics and Religion. They ask the Meaning of It All, And answer, glibly, neatly, For Truth is at their beck and ca And Science theirs completely. y face the Real, and unafraid Go forward unto battle; They call a spade a lousy spade! Of sordid facts they prattle. They curse the Social Masquerade, These bold, outspoken Seckers— They'll presently be bankers staid And after-dinner speakers. —Trv Gorpsmitit, Columbia ’30 “What. ho, Beelzebub, hast heard wish Pilgrimage Song?” Lucifer. “Fill-a-stein to dear old Mair —Ginann Crank, We and LL, '33 Stealing their thunder. —Franxkiin Brave, Wabash °29 The New York police caught a murderer the other day. He was g the wrong way ona on street. —Anticur Sinveraiatr, Harvard '30 Dough—He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth. Joe—From which hotel? —Hyaan R. Conrn Detroit City College '32 She was only a farmer's daughter but she'd had plenty of harrowing es periences. —Sam Y. Carpwetr, Vanderbilt '31 And now we have the Barber Song. “You Hold My Face in Your Hands. Pave Ley, Oregon "30 22 comicbooks.com