Judge — December 14, 1929 — page 24: what you’re looking at

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’Tis Better to Receive— Hear yez, hear yez! Here it is most Mistlemas again and with the snow and General Motors falling fast, what to do, what to do? With stock divi- dends barely paying funeral expenses, it looks as if Christmas was going to be just another day spent erying into needle beer at Frank or Jack's or Joe’s, telling what good fellows we were when we had it. Well, here’s your chance biddies, phrails and debbies. Reach behind the picture frame and drag out that Reno ’k that outdated costume jewelry and step into Judge Junior's Trading Post. Look over his assortment of doodahs, knicknacks and gadgets selected with loving care and guaranteed not to be scen on the janitor three days after the swapfest. Braving the big game rifle fire at Abercrombie & Fitch (Madison Ave. at 45th) Junior bagged the following ide Electric magnifying shaving mirror: you'll never miss a whisker with this one... Aluminum pl. good for playing solitaire in the bath-tub r left rabbit's foot for your watchain: good for Wall St. Bear hunting . . . Bottom’s Up Glass (a tumbler with dicc blown into the bottom): bottoms up and then shake to see who pays... A. & F. Athletic Club decanters: for drinking bouts . . . Pocket home from the office rds: arm watch: wake up and go If-winding wrist watch: espe- cially recommended for chronic handshakers . . . Folding poker table: can be quickly rolled out of sight when the minister calls... Tarpon fishing outfit: for getting jewelry away everything but the cards and as ape of chips . ble tennis: ritzy for ping SHOPPING FARLY! pong... Table croquet: if you can get grampaw up on the table... Rule | with pencil; multi-vider; pencil with calendar; perpetual j calendar: traps for the conference room table... Yacht ] time pass the time till you can afford a yacht. . LL i LK out of the plumbi razor: the little sh family ... English tan bottoms: sce the guy behind trying to make your girl... Complete game box: if you're a poker fiend, throw stem... Rolls- r of the Royce k ddie’s merry-go-round when the police come... Nig. ittles: the first merger game: combining all the quiet charms of craps and bowling . . . Twin Flask Travelers: for your Siamese friends . . . Sesame locks: one less key on your ri Seat ¢ Roulette wheels: good for « nes: for : who is tired of it all... Cigarette canes: carry | your fags in t . Rear vision mirror with clock: — |) tells how long it'll take that cop to catch up... Watch and | | lighter combined: for people who smoke five cigarettes a ay... Lumberman shirts: for that caveman... Hunting — |] : for northwoods manicuring . . . Trapshooting out- i] fits: for penthouse dwellers... Magnetic razor blade sharpeners: what to do with your old razor blades . . . Newspaper racks: quarrel screens for the breakfast tat ... Tric-Trac: a new game with dice and money... F ily Luncheon for the maid’s day off... Rumble § Poncho: for roughriders . . quired... dors: pre . Skis: no pilot's license re- use your own judgment... Rumi- rto- (Continued on page 32) nuggle ru SELF-WINDNNG WRIST WAKH — Ye) SHAKE HANDS VIGCROUSLY You ANITH THE JANITOR AND ITY WOUND: A RIVETING MACHINE FR STICKING IN SWRTSTIOS SOTHEY LL STAY stuck! WIND \T yy uP AND \T sues \TSele, ¢ (g comicbooks.com