Judge — November 2, 1929 — page 27: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE AUG High-Hattractions The New Yorker Hotel orches- the radio-do-dio . . . Noon- ndball games against the N.Y.C, Power House on 50th be- tween Park and Lexington ... aked beans at the Automat ... Jack Powell, the tinpanic drum- mer from the Almanac at County Fair . . .The oasis clevator in an office building on Broad Street, where you push the button and the noble experiment stops right at your floor. . .The Lady Lies (and lies and lies) which is good vitaphun . . . Harry Latz’ checks which read “It pleasure to pay to the order of—" ... The auto- push-button devices which throw a binful of vice-presidents in your face when you try to float a loan... The exquisite Christmas cards that Grace Menken will sell to you and her and him and Machamer . . . Jack Towers, who thinks the Van- derbilt Convention is a meeting of soap endorsers and has been snubbed into solo flights as a result + Quan’s at 28 West 5ist Street which is the only pl you can get genuine rice and curry except on vessels—and they're being scrapped . . . Kleenex instead of hankics this widder whed you have a code id your doze . .. Kwei Teng, the [VA T= Chinese artist who paints pictures with his finger tips at the Weyhe Galleries... The manicurist at the Biltmore. Pre-Election Hints If you don't register you can't vote, and if you don’t vote you can’t register, and if you don’t register or vote Jimmie Walker will get it automatically. Don't get the polling places confused. Last! November I went into the Automat and pulled the handle down on row C, thinking I had cast a very decisive vote for my candidate. Walker won the clection but I got covered with hot coffee. The blank they hand you is for enrollment pur- poses. Mark : after the party you like best and they will send you an invitation to it. Between Courses Take an ordinary teaspoon and ask each person at the table to pla mark, or otherwise indicate on the spoon, where the tea or coffee will rise to when placed vertically erect in an ordinary cupful, bowl first, polite fashion. ... If you've never tried it you'll be wide-eyed... The reason: You neven (Continued on page 29) WOULD You PLEASE: GAO. Ga~ BY & Do You Ruuze ws WHAT Yoo ARE SAYING 6 GQNSIDERED A | a NEceu tee A Dena WOR. AND ID LiKE TO AYRON YOO, pee | A WEAK CA: ae MANICURE BY TAT } -AKD NE Look aH UKE WGFIELDS WHS Swiog’s IER HAD oF DISSE Dire RK DAHLIA NAMED APIER WM WHICH GWES ME A WOW GF AN OPEWING! SOME SWEET ScEMTED DAY A PANSY WILL BE NAMED AFTER cla