Judge — November 2, 1929 — page 26: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

| JUDGE Sign for Apt. House No Peddlers or Dry Agents. Nitt—When you were in Rome did you do as the Romans do? Witt—Yes, but my arm got tired. “What from?” “Saluting Mussolini.” Pointed Queries “Will you come over this after- noon for 5 o'clock tea, or are you afraid of the stuff you get these days?” “Will you come over and play a little bridge tonight, or are you tired of talking about your trip to Europ “Didn't I see your picture in Spur this month, or don't you ride horseback on a 1,000-acre_ es- tat “Is your desx always littered with work and unanswered let- ters, or ¢ man of the board?” © SEC. Beastly Rimes The Horse The horse, no doubt, is man’s best friend, Gentle, faithful, kind, no end. His to serve with sheer de- light At any hour of day or night. Dependable, reliab he Never flinches at his duty; Never fails the task he faces Until you back him at the races. —Gronrce Mitcuery SPARRING PARTNERS WANTED APPLY. WITHIN K.OKLOUT | Still Taking the Joy Out of Life Fine, but if you don’t mind making a suggestion “Boop-boop-a-doop!"” .. « looking job, but I under- stand they don't stand up so well. . u're on in " right, but it’s the wrong . p to the rear of “We don't ay much to start, bat “Re! tter luck next time. Mind if I give you an I. O. U. for tha “Of course it's none of my business, but—" “Deeayed at the roots, old man. We'll pull it, “Out to lunch.” . Next window, please.” ... "No, but here's something just as good!” . “Tm a stranger here myself, mister.” «.. “The line is bu-sy.” “It's all very well for you to talk like that, but there was a time when— “You poor sap! Why didn’t you let me know? I coulda got ‘em whole- sale for ya."—A. W. Knicut comicbooks.com