Judge — November 2, 1929 — page 28: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

Origin of American Holidays Armistice Day Armistice Day originated ‘way back in the days of General Stonewall J that the General was companied by his old vant, I cl. = November 11, 1861, was a big day for the general. To begin with, he won a lot of money in a crap game. He : ged to date up a girl ‘arillon, one of those Southern belles you've — heard about. ‘To cap the climax, old Stonewall, as we soon began to call him affectionately, won the It seems always ac- ro ser- battle of Bull Run. “Whew!” id Ezekiel, “This am certainly our mistah’s day!” These words caught the public fa Soon every one This. is our mistah’s day!” Since then November 11 has been known as Armistice Day, the spelling no doubt being caused by the bum gin calendar typesetters get now- a —Anrtiucr Sitverseatr, Harvard ’31 “And now, brethren, we shall sing the hymn of the silk manu- facturer: ‘I get the blues when it rayons.’” —Thomas E. 929 Rumor hath it that there was a dumb temperance lecturer who went to ptland because he heard everyone was tight there. —Jas. Harren, Washington & Then there was the Scotchman who hung a pack: f on the arettes ling so his wife could r reaching for them. Gayionp Stixsox, Heidelberg '30 yet slenc “The Complete Angler* —F, N. Braves “Stop your blubbering, Moby Dick,” ordered Mama Whale. —Row ann Lyon, George Washington U, 29 , Molly, you're a wow!" “You ain't seen nothing, Lester. You should have seen me before I had my operation.” —Mances Messixcrn, U. of S. California ’30 Our Own Show Guide For the ubiquitous quartet: “Sweet Adeline. For thet “Remote Control. sseat) dri Street Singer. For the somnambulist: “Phila- delphia.”” For chorines: “Scandals.” For the flapper: “Show Gir For the children: The movies. Virginia "29 The next thing after flos colleges will be colleges in the Then it will mean something “suspended” from college. —Henry S. Pexnnypacken, Princeton 30 ing Teacher—I am g class what is the best mate make bows of? Pupils—Yew wood! Tyson Atte, U. of Chattanooga 31 Sign on the Washington and Lee University Campus NOTICE No bicycles, roller skates, skoot- ers, coaster-wagons, or veloci- pedes allowed on this campus. S. Givens, Washington & Lee ’31 comicbooks.com