Judge — September 21, 1929 — page 25: what you’re looking at

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Favorite Books of Famous People MAYOR WALK “Gulliver's Travels” “The Return of the Native” OLINI ife of Napoleon” CALVIN COOLIDGE Dictionary of Similes Phe Compleat. Angler” American and Sons” Phe Hard-Boiled Virgin” rhe Well of Loneliness” —Antucn Sinvenntatt, Harvard °30. JUDGE Carl Campus says the rushing season really starts when the first pretty co-ed is seen on the campus. “Use the word toothaches in a sentence.” for me—I'll be with toothaches of a lamb’s —At Bree, Trinity College Grad—IV'd like my sal- ary raised next week. Harried Business Man—You'll be lucky if IT can raise it this we —Enizanetu Ciaran, U. of California 30 “Well, I guess the yokes on me,” laughed Olaf Bjorsen. —Rowranxn Lyon, George Washington U, '29 Sur—Did you ever drive xchile under the influence of liquor? Hr—No, I had to sell my car to buy the liquor, Jean Provence, U. of Arizona ’30 The Eyes Have IT She looks at me with Iris eyes, She softly smiles and taps her feet; The band be always saying ‘Hey, get some gin” —At Burro, Trinity ’31 We hate to begin jokes with the familiar “He was so dumb he—,” but we can't resist telling you about the fellow who thinks Oxford bags are co-eds. —Antiuver Sirversratr, Harvard '30.