Judge — September 21, 1929 — page 26: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

HIGH Rey -LVAT= The Charge of the Night -Sid é High-Hatrocities Brigade ee ~ v C be Handshakes that feel like As I understand it, the cover NORE en Oa bagful of wet mice .. . “Believe charge in a night club is for en- “ . _- It Or Don’t” in a current outlet tertainment. The manager fig- which shouldn't be confused with ures that 92¢ profit on each bottle of White Rock Nate Collier’s “Don’t You Believe It,” than which will only take care of the rent, pay Joseph Urban — there is, «++ The deaf-and-dumb skit in The for his decorations and send the kiddies through Little Show ... Sensitive taximeters that jump Columbia. Now, where does Frances Williams an extra nickel when you slam the door getting come in? ¢ has to live as well as you or me— out... Sending girls through college via magazine she has to get something for sitting ¢ able subscriptions on West 44th St... . The Yale man besides your supper—she has to get i who got into the behind the piano where you can’t see her. S Harvard Club dis- “divvy” on the loot is called > s a broad A. it’s a big haul, Couvert. ¢ inconsider- This item tops the check. Then the figures ate mother who ran dwindle off in algebraic digression until they fetch — her push-cart, head up at the bottom with a Government tax which pays on, into a game of for publicity and clean napkins. cassino, played by The cover charge is stamped in light figures, so the younger set on that a3" can readily be aken for an “8” on dull we crates in the nights, followed by a listing of various foods which middle of Forsyth the waiter argued you into much against your will, Street. at midnight. designated by code letters in light pencil. (A waiter... Tip Bliss’ pho- was fired outright last Wednesday morning for nograph records... writing “Lobster Newburg” legibly.) The thoughtless gent who wired Clarence Mackay However, the methods used have the approval from the Vanderbilt Hotel last week via Western of all those who show their disapproval by support- Union... Prune-skins on the roof of your mouth. ing the movement—Mae and I included. Just o} little question, though: Why, in the name of com- Between Courses mon sense, should a waiter receive a percentage of Lock all the doors and windows . . . Hand the the entire check, which includes, p 6 cover guest at your right a new one-dollar bill for in- charge, to which he has contributed n of ser- spection. He has one minute to discover the num- vice? . . . Would you tip the bootblack ina barber — ber of times the figure “1” or word “one” appears shop for a shave, haircut, massage and shampoo thereon. He notes his result on a piece of f just because his “shine” was on the same check? and passes the buck to his right, and so on, back to +.» Mull it over on your muller. the starter, who must pay a dollar to each winner and get paid by each loser... You will seldom lose . . . They'll miss the date, the serial number er SoG and the tiny numbers in the lower right-hand corner ; ~ on each side, nine times out of ten... The same HOW ABUT Some NEW Pras thing can be done with the letter “E” on the st AN SPINACH is EIGHT P ment side of a pack of Camels. FR (i DOLL At Ab The Best Steppers: Ted Wallace's, Columbia, Sweetheart’s Holiday... Leo Reisman’s, Victor, Can't We Be Friends? Hat Tips caks the monotony of Manhattan days on the sec mer High-F -s and High-Hattractions. T' I be ground into pulp and, together with the old, worn-out currency, will be made into souvenir George Washington hatchets. DONT LET WAVTERS WN tu . NIGHT CLUBS SCARE You INTo AN APPETITE /! comicbooks.com