Judge — September 21, 1929 — page 24: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE i | “I’m clean enough now, ain’t I, mom? Lool: at the towel!” A Page from the Time-table Man’s Little Red Book —Mary D.--The Mer- 5 al, Green Bay 0812. — The | r oF tNo. 108—Grayce \ Detroiter. Bismuth L. — Local. H. — The ar oster. Montreal’ 14—Bessie Neck Express. Gre yNo. 77—Babe Flier. New Orleans Tel. Conn, Reference Marks | *Extra Fare ¢September to June only §No parlor accommodations Stops on signal {Does not stop to pick up a ited service | | xxSundays only yDiner for all meals, —Cannott Carrorn | But Then Somebody Will | | Bump into Them Now that they have open cars the next thing to do is to fill the rumble seats with dirt and plant shade trees in them. | —R. C. ¢ awnings on Anent the Passing Fair Blessings on thee, bareleg'’d girl, With thy bobbed hair all acurl; With thy knees that nimbly dance, Striving to attract my With thy little windowed gown, So the sun can make thee brown; With thy r i Deftly offered for ‘lisp With thy red lips, bright Colored by thy Kissproof stick; With thy eyebrows’ arch divine, Plucked down to a single line; With thy pearly teeth in row, Polished bright by Pebeco; With thy skin ay fair 4 Fortified by Pond’s two eri With thy sweet self’s soft a Made more sweet by Quelques Fleurs; From my heart I wish thee joy— But Wouldst thou wed a barefoot boy? —W. E. Avnes } {