Judge — August 10, 1929 — page 26: what you’re looking at

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In a Nut Shell | The traveler was on his way cast but he had gotten no further than the ague district of As the | jerked to a stop at one par- ly desolate town he put his of the window and native propped nst ell me, what do you ¢ ann dried-up, dreary place “That's near enough, stranger,” was the me “Just let it go at that.” —Santa Fe Magazine 1 this | And German Bands? | A newspaper columnist has | just retired after more than forty | Years at his job. It is said he remember when they could | still make jokes about finding } hairpins in the back seat of the | car. | —Boston Transcript | i Mary—Another argument with your husband? What's the trouble { this time? | Anne—The same old thing. I'm | right, and he won't agree with me. | ANsWers | 1] The population of the U.S. in- ] | creases at the rate of about | | (00,000 a year. This is very Al , uraging to hard-working iH} Graxpaa—Very warm for the time of year, fireman, is it not? Chicago gunmen. | . | | LONDON Opinion —Passina Snow i} it Bank Clerks Too i}, “Your father isn't working any tal} iti} y, he got bounced from the brewery where he was.” i at for? HH} Staying late to take stock.” i} | —Montreat Star i} Hell The human brain is a marvel- Abit ous organ, It starts to function as soon as we wake up and " | doesn’t stop until we get to the i office. —Teveruone Torics Newlywed—Can't I have an | omelette Mistress—But why should you wish to leave, after being in ae His Wife—I'm so sorry, dear, my service for forty-five years? } but I used the eggs for a sham- Maww—IVell, ma’am, I don’t want to get into a rut. ¥ i poo. —Answers —Tur Hesorist | 24 comicbooks.com