Judge — August 10, 1929 — page 25: what you’re looking at

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eee JUDGE What College Has Taught Me That a quart of scotch the evening before is not good prep- aration for a philosophy exam. That England had a King by the name of Charles who was un- popular. That chapel is not compulsory. That a victrola can be played at all hours of the night if a tooth of a comb is substituted fo! the needle. That geology has something to do with rocks. That smoke rings are hard to v if there's a draft. t Schiller was German. That there is a very dull time of the year between football and spite articles like this ly does learn something one re at colleg —Antier Sirverncarr, Harvard '30 Peter H. Marshall, 400 5th Ave., New York City. wND ME. FIFTY IMMEDIATELY Jack Peter H. Marshall, 400 5th Ave., New York City. PLEASE SEND ME FIFTY DOLLARS IMMEDIATELY SECOND REQUE Jack Peter H. Marshall, 400 5th Av N York y. SEND FIFTY IMMEDIATELY OR WILL TELL MATER ALL CON- CERNING EUROPEAN TRIP INCLUDING DETAILS BLONDE IN PARIS DOLLARS Jack My dear Son— I am sending herewith a check for fifty dollars in accordance with your request. As you know, I am only too glad to comply with any reasonable demand for é y t, and I think that you have yet to find me un- generous in this regard. Hop- ing that you will find this suffi- cient, and that you are in the best of health, I am, Your loving father, Peter I'd like to break your neck! —Lonp Varick, Manhattan, '29 P.S. WOM bo, age yt Wy on ; | th Show Girl’s Choice Eeny mi Ys An_Isotta-Fraschini? Minie Eeny Per shall follow meeny, aps to Bimini; Minie—moe, Or the ASE <a et OF then Lido? ny the toe... where I —Davin S. Lena, Notre Dame —~ “7 BUA "29 AD ~~ (i Hi go: The talkie “sound effects” stage hand visits his girl. ~Maxim Gitiix, C. CL N.Y. 23 »o9 comicbooks.com