Judge — July 13, 1929 — page 28: what you’re looking at

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Sunburn will not spoil a minute of my vacation ie sparkling sun beatsdown—friend- ly yet treacherous.....painful hours follow. Splash Absorbine, Jr.on the red, painful skin. You will find that it cools and soothes, instantly taking out all sore- ness and inflammation. The next day only aslightly deepercoat of tan isthe re- minder of your day's sport. .... Prepare yourself witha bottletoday;haveit ready to pack in your bag. With Absorbine, Je. you can face your holidays with the pleasant, satisfactory inward thought: “Sunburn will not spoil a minute of my At All Druggists, 31.25 Send for Free Trial Bottle W.F. YOUNG, INc., Springfield, Mass, } Instant First Aid Finest Inware (to stunt aviotor) Listen, fellow, this place is only for mild cases! Judging the Shows (Continued from page 16) 12 That one of the reasons for the decline in theatrical business is the removal from the theatres of the old entr’-acte orchestras, all of which were terrible. 13 That the average road theatre today is so dirty that if a woman in a white silk dress sits down in one of the chairs she has on a black alpaca dress when she gets up. 1+ That, although they were al- ways closed in summer anyway, the cireums ce that many Broadway theatres are presently alkies shows the in- menace of the latter. 15 That it is the habit of French dramatic critics to spend all their time cutting up with French ac tresses, which accounts for the very good notices that the ac- tresses always get. 16 closing down of the Edythe Totten and theatres proves that many former theatregoers have been es- tranged from the theatre. 17 That women ushers are never as competent as male ushers, 18 That it always makes th rical managers very happy when they can find a play reviewer to bar from their theatres, 19 That Morris Gest spends all his time crying in theatre lobbies when he isn’t standing on the sidewalk bragging about his fa ther-in-law or telling everyone what a fine gentleman Otto Kahn is. 20 That“ Strange Interlude” would have been a much better play if it had been boiled down to’ the conventional length The kid who was “always poor at figures” grows up! comicbooks.com