Judge — July 13, 1929 — page 25: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

—_ rn JUDGE ireat game—eh, Fred?” ‘Il say. Sure puts a fella in swell shape.” Ress Kise, Minnesota (Inde finitely) We honor national heroes, we celebrate. Washington's birthday, Mother's Day, Thanksgiving Day; why not a holiday to honor that great figure, the man behind the country’s humorous maga zines—the absent-minded profes: sor? —Jacx McGarry, Jie, Osgoode ’31 a drink, so, thanks, [ think it’s been drinking this stuff for ten years and it hasn't hat’s another thing I have against it. —Ronrer BE. MeLacauy, Colorado U. *32 Out of Luck “So you got a big fine for smashing up someone's car? I thought you said you had a friend at court who would fix things for you?” Just my luck. He fellow Tran into.” —Raovr Beunnrne, Yale 29 was the In days of old when hearts were bold And columns weren't invented You could gag and pun till day soul dissented. —Krverrk & Kissex, Long Istand U. "32 Jim used to be a tight-rope walker until he failed. Now he's just tight. = —Pacn Ley, Oregon "29 SUCUER VADRG I: KN = < naa. And then there's the theme song that the prospective Phi Beta Kappa put on his E paper—"T want a B bad. —Henxny Jackson, Cornell "32 “Have you got a curry-comb with vou?” “No, [never curry-combs!” —AL Brerep, Trinity ’31 “Mama wants to know could she borrow a couple quarts of beer until our'n is fit to be drunk.” —Rvess Kine, Minnesota (Indefinitely)