Judge — July 6, 1929 — page 17: what you’re looking at

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I Know a Girl— She thinks a skiff is one of those funny short) scenes. in’ a revue and that the port-side is France, daffy about be who sail them—s ter. In fact, she’s just parcel of salt water daffy. When I told her [ was going to the Maritime Provinces of Canada for my vacation she said: “Ol 1 your time has come to marry?" She wa know if everybody in went there for that purpose. She thinks starboard is good food, that yaw is puthern ex pression a is to stick out at the sides. I asked her if she knew any nautical stories and she said she'd heard a lot of them but she forgot them as fast as she heard them and besides it would embar- » says she's just so you f rass her, she said, to tell me those kind of stor She said she thought a girl ought te have some reserve. JUDGE Barrenen Boxen—Gosh! The way that guy can hit is cert’nly an eye-opener to me, She thinks they mine oars, that rain causes paddles in the street and that tillers are precision dance units, When [asked her if she'd ever tacked a sailboat she told me that she was just too clumsy for words with tools but that) she thought they had to be put to- How one minister converted his steeple into a megaphone to reach those who would not come to church. gether with something much more substantial. Then, L said, you have probably never luffed a er-either and she blushed, She said she hoped some day to go to sea for a long, long time which is a useless wish. She is all at sea now, —Carrotr Carnor.