Judge — June 22, 1929 — page 34: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

ONE DOLLAR The after-dinner speakers at the annual banquet of the Hair- dressers’ Union obtain their best results through the use of a dummy client! Don’t Shout; I Hear You Perfectly It’s sweet of you to tell me That I am all in all, That I'm the apple Of your eye, That I'm the rainbow In your sky, The a la mode Upon your pie, That I’m the works, That I’m the guy For whom you'd pass The others by, That ‘I’m your Who, Your Whence, your Why, For whom you'd cry, For whom you'd swear, For whom you'd lie, For whom you'd live, For whom you'd die, It’s sweet of you to tell me That I am all in all, BUT WHOSE ARE THOSE LARGE OVERSHOES I PASSED OUT IN THE HALL? —Toronto Gosiin “Do you think the candidate put enough fire into his speech?” “Oh, yes. The trouble was he didn’t put enough of his speech in the fire.” —ANswers —Tue Passino Snow Mrs. Blackstone “She is positively like a lawyer in the way she convinces people of anything.” “Half-Portian, you might say.” —Boston Transcript “How did the new car behave on your vacation trip?” “Splendidly. We averaged five antique shops to the gallon.” —Wasninoton Star Huspanp (drowsily, as wife seats herself on his knee)— Dear sirs, we are in receipt of yours of the 10th! —Tue Tatier comicbooks.com