Judge — April 6, 1929 — page 24: what you’re looking at

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| JUDGE \AIG IH I was insulted at Tex Guinan’s t‘other morning. See Mac's draw- out the land... with its attendant mush, and the lights of the autographed Ford are being dimmed in lonely lanes. Youth is sprawled on a dormitory smoking a pipe. » first worrics of 1 ing. Had an interesting experience } in a quiet place with a girl a few nights ago. It was about mys- | tery novels. She's as much of a whether he | mystery fiend as I and we tabu- in the college } | lated the ten most recent mystery town through the summer and | novels we had both read. Then we checked off, maybe marry that girl at i | | i truthfully, those we had solved before the end of the — the hotel cigar-stand or he checked off six. I checked four. None — go ba nd work f those which I checked were on her list. That, — in the tore and } however, was not the interesting point. Those she go on those moon- a checked were particularly gruesome and repulsive light rides in the hard- | as concerned the murder element. You can just | ware store’s "17 Buick } betcha I never date that girl again. truck with Jeanette... HH | I shudder to think of the narrow escapes I may nette showed signs of | have already had! getting fat last fall... verything has been extraordinarily quict along may have to make a play the collegiate front of late. The lads are busy dick- for Irene Ki + won- | ering with Uncle Moe to care for their coonskins der if that Jones “flat” is until fall. Clothes, furniture, and quips for the hangin’ around her yet : Cheer L rs page in Jupor are being sold and... and I wonder if the | the nickels hoarded against expensive proms. Form “Governor” will continue { | | letters are being sent to lovely young ladies through- his custom of sticking the | u | cancelled checks I wrote ! | at College under my plate at dinner my first night | at home ... 1 wonder i if the hardware store will - | aytaessevenicensbuckers tf R LETERS iW pay me seventeen bucks a FOR STIFF: SHIRT-Feos an week this summer instead 5a BEST StEPrEES HI of fifteen .. . better w COLLEGES } and find out; pretty handy around that store and tl never 1 me what I'm worth! . . . Six weeks x and I've got to come to a decision! . . . That cigar girl... Lessee, what's her name? Gosh! . .. funny... never heard her name | ... if I could jus’ date her up... practically “4 had her made that night when Smudge Smedl came up an’ asked if I was still scoutin’ and snoopi for Ziegfeld . . . she 1 1... two traveling salesmen buying cigars 1, too. . . that was three months ago... I'll get that guy Smudge Smedley iffus the las’ thing adoo! ... [ wonder who I oughta drag to the prom... not that V sar gal I had last year... I had the first dance with her and the next time I saw her she was squeez- | in’ a flask ina parked car with Funny Huber after the prom was over... oh, wel-I-l, Funny doesn’t j know yet who accidentally dropped that lit cigaret in his’ coonskin pocket hangin’ in the hall... I { | wonder if I'll make cheer leader nex’ year, I gotta if cet a letter somehow . . . hate to think I’m gonna | A ; 3 : 8 | be a junior again nex’ (Continued on page 29) ] 114 | comicbooks.com