Judge — January 26, 1929 — page 29: what you’re looking at

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INpiGNantr Paren (at 7 ALM.)—Young man, hat do you mean by bringing my daughter in at this hour? Framixnea Your The Lowdown on “The Ladders” (Continued from page VW) much, but when I want women, I wampum bad. This concludes the ind second act, anybody that’s still lueid in the audience out to the lounge again and steals the rest of the Dunhills. Whilst they are out, the east of the play through — the udience’s pocket books and overcoats and nets a first edition of a book of two-cent stamps, a packet of hairpins, and four cents in chang The third act is th yale is being badly goes Yale Bowl. beaten by ny and there is only two min utes to play. Shouts of “Where 2° and “Viva Wind- ‘ filltthe air. But Windsor is he Bowl and as the ee has mislaid the key, he cannot in. Suddenly the thought of the ladders enters his mind. In a trice he has unfolded the one he always carries with him and is on the field. Amid the frenzied cheers of the Yale side he runs down the field for a two-hundred- and-eighty-yard touchdown and climbing his ladder places. the ball on top of the Olvany gos post. Just as he is being tapped for Seroll and Key, Bones, and Doubleday Doran, a white-haired old gentleman hobbles out onto the field. He asks to sce the locket around Edward Windsor’s ne He blenches and as he 's the truth his eyes are m with tears. Edward—But who are you? Crowd—W he is” King George, a visiting monarch. Well, I've got to be at work at 8, He sonist Edward—Then II Crown—FATHER! Old Gent (brokenly)—My bey My boy. And it was all of a fuzzy little ladder! ‘ curtain since there : to be had th his hat and coat ¢ a coft of mouth-p: am the wire-haired falls, © no more ¢ now and warettes dience puts on nd goes out for cuppee, taking the out of the pay station "phone on his way out. As for the New York critics and their reception of my play. why, E will not sully my lips with the proper words, but let them look at the record. We ran 110 we and if Gi had not heen so tight we could have kept on forever. But some b: in the cast told him the play would be a flop and he left town. If there ix anybody that would he interested in being a producer. why, I will be standing in front of the Railroad M Branch of the Y ¥ ysens, four-thirt will be wearing a white carnation The Total 3efore [ consent to the mar © T must know your income.” ‘ive hundred pounds ind “Then with the £500 1 allow my daughter you will have ...?” “Oh, T have reckoned that in.” —Lustice Zertuna “My wife doesn’t understand me. Does yours?” “T don't think so. I've never heard her mention your name.” —Tit-Bits- — "THERE'S more than one reason why girls walk home. There's more than one bachelor who wouldn't have to stay that way if only some one would tell him about Sir Walter Raleigh. Oh well, for that matter, we'// tell him. It’s milder, men, a lot milder, and it will do a lot to make that strong old briar of yours fit to enter decent company. x LIMITED OFFER \ (for the United Seates only ) | Tr your favorite tohacconist does not carry Sir Walter Raleigh, send us his name and addres. In return for this courtesy, we'll be delighted to send you without charge a full-size tin of this milder pipe misture. Dept. 11. Brown and Williamson | Tobacco Corporation & Louisville, Kentucky SIR WALTER RALEIGH Who discovered how good a pipe can be milder comicbooks.com