Judge — January 26, 1929 — page 24: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE Dislocation of the Masillary Capillary The Maxillary Capillary was at one time a tributary of the Rhone, but was discovered at the end or perhaps the beginning of | the Twelfth Century. Later it was included in the bone structure of . the human body at ¢ that eminent scientist, Prof. Raphael Boccaccio Fuller of Leonia, N.J., who found it buried up to its neck among a lot of old jokes in the ruins of Hercu um. The disloc a bird-cage and let roa) Jukewarm tire. ends, place about seven- can fly? that | simmer ion of this I upillary iy very rare, as it is, of | i yurse, neeessary to first find the | OH BULLY WHAT A Jl LS cute | Maxilla apillary, take a | PIC-NIC WE’LL HAVE CRIED EDDIE pair of scissors or pants, a paie Gad, Lucey, the airs like wine tonight; let's qo for a stroll of anything will do in a pinch } and Ul tell you a story. “Say, lady,” begged a hobo of a That is, pinch a pair of pants or | | spinster, “Ask your husband if he ain't gota pair of pants to scissors; then by finding the ] | give away.” “He never wears such things!” stammered the old shortest distance between two | { | turkey. You couldn't find a better “spicy story” in Rabelais. pants or pointy you arrive tired | | | and hun at’ the Maxillary | . Capillary, The rest is e You | i What to Do Till the Doctor merely add the prefs DIS—and | | Comes there you are, | Curvature of the Diaphragm =—Sare Cocsien | Hi i] First procure a barrel, or an hi i] egybeater or something Then “How is it we hear so little i | get a couple of old used walnuts about happy marriages?” asks a | i and a bit of goose grease. Mix woman writer, | these with a few other oddy and Well, how is it we hear so little Spread this paste on the dia “The sister act” phragm or any other bric-a-brac you may have handy with a thin coat of asses and | | i) tansy. Ina week or so the house il } will be closed and the windows | all boarded up and you won't be able te get in unless you have } your key. Ratiocination of the Gdipus Museles . Empty a couple of tubes of | tooth-paste | root. Of that Scie ing like t nd extract the cube- Il the herbs » knows, there's noth s extract of cube-root { for the GEdipus muscles. These } 1 roots mussels or museles are found in x the above formula some ening you'll note a t i shallow water where the current t | | is quite swift, and are known to the trade as muscle shoals. After | | dency to southwesterly winds and at about ten o'clock daylight sav- time you'll find’ that the on will have deeres A. The boy who couldn't make up his mind. comicbooks.com