Judge — January 26, 1929 — page 19: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

JUDGE A Few Bed-Bettering Suggestions Showing Three of the Prize-Winning Models at the 1929 Bed Show by Dr. Seuss Installing His Slumbering Master’s Uppers Why start the day wrong by waking up without your false teeth in your mouth? All you need is a few yards of snappy elastic, a Sling-shot Footboard, and a sure sighted marksman for a valet Old Maids! Do Burglars Hide Under Your Bed ? If not, you can encourage the practice by making the place more homelike. The Bed-leg Ash Tray is a great inducement to the boys who like to smoke during busi- ness hours, The Skyscraper Crib, for Sultans’ Nurseries Add a crib for each new addition to your family. When the ceiling is reached, have the harem carpenter replace it with a turret. comicbooks.com