Judge — January 5, 1929 — page 29: what you’re looking at

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r | At the end of a week 1 once more reported to my doctor, He examined me in and discov- ered that when I fell into his in- strument tray on the visit, three instruments —disap- peared instead of two. The third instrument being a sort of shi previous horn affair that is used for pry ing petrified puffed wheaties from between the tonsils. said the $4.65 The doctor instrument set him back wholesale. Twas: ed and the doctor lo 4.65. in ted 1 got a great kick out of four new records. or Victor, George Olsen has recorded “Where Were You-—Where Was the song hit from “Billie Fran) Frey sings the refrain—and by the way, in my unimpeachable opin- jon, Fran Frey has the best recording voice among the light refrainers. A grand record. by a grand orchestra, George Olsen, I might add, is getting so stout that the Victor people are mak- ing him stand behind his orches- tra when he directs, th allowing all of the music eby to go into the receiving instrument. Among the ords I've done ing to the new Columbia ree most of my shav strains of “Querida and “Chalita.” recorded by Leo Reisman’s orchest man’s “Just a Sweetheart’ and “Where Is the Song of Songs for Mc?” is up to his custom ty excellence. nd so good as The new Moran Mack record, while n some of their others, has one line that’s swell no end. Moran hits aman over the head with a brick. knocking him senseless. Moran then deliberately jumps on him Mack bawls hin out for having done it, and Moran replies, “It’s all right now ain't [ sorry Six Best Steppers “Where Were I." (Billie) “Love Me or Leave Me.” (Whoopee) “LT Like You As You Are.” (R. bow ) “Smooth (Princeton Triangle Show) “World Weary.” (This Year of Grace) “Farewell Blues.” (No Show) Gr You—Where Was — There is no standing still... An Advertisement of the American Telephone and Telegraph Company Durine the past two year boo have switchboards been reconstructed in the larger cities served by the Bell System to enable the opera tors to give a more direct and faster service. Previously in towns where there were more than one central office, your operator would hold you on the line while she got the operator at the other central office on an auxiliary pair of wires. Now she connects directly with the other central office number you want to the other operator. You hear her do this so that you can correct her if and repeats the “The Tecernone Booxs are tHe Direcrory or tHE Nation” SCOTCH f PAUSE BEEN ILIAD ATOMIC TROUBLE BUDDIES ALL RIGHTEN HAPPY NOW | SA there is any mistake. This f} little change cost millions of dollars. Likewise, it saves millions of minutes a day for the public and it has cut down the number of errors by a third. It is one of the many improve- ments in methods and appliances which are constantly being intro- duced to give direct, high-speed telephone service. ‘There is no standing still in the Bell System. Better and bet- ter telephone service at the lowest cost is the goal. Present improve- ments constantly going into effect are but the foundation for the greater service of the future. Scorcy TELLER TOLD ONTO | HARMONICAS DALE CHEATER AVOID TUDOR VICES SUFFICIENT comicbooks.com