Judge — January 5, 1929 — page 22: what you’re looking at

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PUT UP YOUR DUKES, BARON B Hold up your pails, babies, and grab off this red-hot rivet. doughnut’s got a tack in rascal thinks it’s a balloon tire! Yes, Mr. Ford, give me a broom and I'll sweep out the plant. The Microphone Becomes Short-Circuited You will now hear President Coolidge through the courtesy of the Dove of Peace Arnica and Iodine Works broadcast direct from the ringside at Madison Square Garden in a program of jazz numbers his first selection will be a right to the jaw fol- lowed by Kiss Me Again with rising temperature in the east and red hot mama she’s some charmer in the south please stand by the waters of Minnetonka when you hear the low note it will be ex- actly three o'clock in the morning this is station ABCDE New York and Station HIJKLMN Toledo bringing you divine ser- vices from the Catsy Cabaret and I say that any man who does not stamp out this insidious evil is not worthy to take two cups of sugar one teaspoon of vanilla and add that we have a wire from Minnie Klutz of Bushwick Street who says the program is coming JUDGE AUCTION ER it!” groused Mr. Givney. through the rye and wants us to broadcast the proceedings of the first Continental Congress Square Hotel please stand bye bye Blackbird this is. Station OPQRST broadcasting your bread upon the waters and we're now signing off until April third, seventeen hundred and. seventy- “RKOWITZ, ORDERED THE “Hey, waiter, this “Hot damn, the ambitious little chortled Charlie, chinning himself on the chandelier, six good night everybody and pleasant dreams through the courtesy of the McGargle Boiler Works manufacturers of the Cleo- patra Wash Wringer dis- criminating scrub women, . . . Woosh! BANG! —Artuvr L. Lippmann for “eT .| 2 GANG | ] Tweet MUCH ——_ | power — Weigh the matter well comicbooks.com