Judge — November 3, 1928 — page 34: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

| ‘na new Night Club and i Golden Rod.” It gives you that hey-hey fever. —L. Pun SWBAKER, Collegiate Time Saver No. 999, —F, R. McFratrens, U. of Pittsburgh '31 One of the Happiness Boys “That fellow hasn't gotten up a really original joke in his life. He steals all his ideas from back numbers of the magazines.” “Ah, a cliptoms —Raovrt Bumpers, Yale ’29 dumb- d who is so dumb she thinks It is a pronoun. —Grorce Miners, U. of Oklahoma '30 Speaking of abysmal ness, there's the co “Use ‘skit’ in a sentence.” “Skit drunk!” —L. A. Mortey, Jr, } Virginia '29 | The Poet Laureate I love her in the summer, I neck her in the fall— And her poor husband | Don't like that at all. | —Nicnoras Mamuta, Ohio State '31 Aviaton—Now where are those Murads? —Frev E. Brown, Simmons U. Announcing—The Collegiate Hearse! —Tuosas M. Fouvs, Yale ’30 The candy salesman is trans- ferred to the golf department. —Gro, T. Ecourstos California ’28 Doubled up and twisted beyond | all semblance of a human body, the patient tossed about. The f: of the attending physicians bore a worried look. A consultation was held ‘midst gloomy shaking of heads. Finally, one of the doc- tors walked slowly over to the — | grief-stricken mother and said in a low, hoarse whisper, “Madam, your son is a very There is still a possibil covery, however. Take his dict, keep him warm and dry, and for Lord's s: don't ever again let him do any necking in a rumble seat.” —A. Ravuscunenc, Yale ’29 Wire from Joe Glotz, Sque- dunk '29, to prospective big game CAN YOU COME DOWN FOR GAME FRIDAY? LOVE. JOE. re from not too eager girl friend: SORRY, BUT DON THINK I CAN MAKE SQU DUNK THIS FALL. LOV MAR Disgusted reply from Joe: WHY NOT? PRACTICALLY — | , SAME GUYS’ HERE AS YOU WERE DOWN ST YEAR. | JOE, PENNYPACKER, Princeton ’30 —Henry S. EDWARD LANGER FUINTING CO., INC., JAMAICA, MT. comicbooks.com