Judge — November 3, 1928 — page 23: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE they hadn't run out of film, It is fortunate they did. Women women, That's my first’ recollection of re = Wedding = March In every scene, Von Stroheim, just a bit bored, directs himself into a huddle with a ladies, or with « the peasantry, or with the ps maids, or with his great-¢ grandmother. Anyway, the thin at we the Ger women. group of easy innocent girl of he seemed to be drivir a. Von Stroheim is man Don Juan. b. Love, however, is best. You'll like the nasty antics of the royal family at home, and the first three Viennese waltzes are pleasi ugh, but two or een the apple blossoms greatly re semble the ste snow in a small- Uncle Wray, the innocent of the story, a perpetual little The relig a male ch town ‘om act, and Fay including and there is some excellent comedy, but Von Stroheim 1s a bogey man after the first few not ending rescues it from the eighth- grade division, US music + is impressiv becomes dull reels, and even an unusual DONT BRING ME POSIES WHEN IT'S SHOESIES THAT 1 NEED, DADDY / Do you think it will rein- deer? Yes? Then caribou hack to old Virginny. .. . Gor-rerere ie. “T should think you'd be afraid to live in this tenement; there ain't no_fire- escape,” remarked a visitor to Hophead Harry's t “What do I need a fire-escape for?” snapped Harry; “When the cops come I always make my getaway over the roof!” There ain't no privacy in a one-room bathroom. nement, “They tell me you kiss with your eyes open.” “Yes—i always look before L lip.” : ; —Everynopy’s Wreky WOODEN SHOE PICKUP ALLOTTER MONEY FEW SOUGHT LYING INDISCREET ? WRITER SCOTCHOGRAM! DO SWELL ESCHEW CAN ANNA BIG PRIZE MAYBE YOURS. THREE MORE WEEKS! ALL WORDS USED MUST BE AUTHEN- TIC THIS ISA SAMPLE SCOTCHO- GRAM ALICE OUT LOCHINVAR TROUBLE ANDIES CONNOISSEUR BECAUSE HOOVER WOODEN DANCER HIM > BOTTOM NOT NNINY WINNER. Translation: Al is out looking for trouble, and he is kind of sore, because Hoower would not answer him. Al may win yet, but I'm not picking any winner. The idea of a Scotchogram is to send a wire with as few words as possible by the use of euphonious (or krazykrack) words as exemplified above. In this Scotchogram (when translated) eighteen words have been sent for the price of twenty-eight $1,000.00 IN PRIZES FIRST PRIZE $500.00 SECOND PRIZE $200.00 THIRD PRIZE $100.00 FOURTH TO ELEVENTH PRIZES $25.00 EACH In addition Juvce will pay $5.00 apiece for each Scote the contest and these will also be eligible f ram printed during izes. In case two tants submit the same prize winners, each will receive the prize. RULES OF CONTEST 1. This contest runs for sixteen weeks. 7. It began August 4th and will close midnight, November 24th the course ore col Scotchograms can be sent by full rate Telegram, Day Letter, Night Message or Night Letter. Each wire must bear the name and ad- dress of the contestant. Foreign readers may send Scotchograms by cable. Address SCOTCH- GRAM, N.Y. When sending more than one Scotchogram on the same blank separate them by the word “period TCHOGRAMS URNED. The shortest and cleverest Scotcho- grams that say the most in the few- est words will receive the prizes The Editors of Juvce will be the Judges. Each week, beginning August 4th, several of the best Scotchograms will be printed. $5 apiece will be paid for these, and they will also NO. Si be eligible for prizes the same as BE RE the ones not printed WILL . The winners will be announced in the December 22nd issue of Juoce and prize checks will be sent to the winners on that date . Wire all chograms to SCOTCHO M EDITOR, Judge Publishing Co., Inc. 627 W. 43rd St. New York City. Contestants may submit as many Scotchograms as they wish. SCOTCHOGRAMS T IN BY WIRE. NOT SEND SCOTCHO- COLLE s UNION . DO GRAMS WILL NOT BE A au comicbooks.com