Judge — April 1, 1899 — page 2: what you’re looking at

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PUBLISHED ONCE A WEEK AT THE JUDGE BUILDING, CORNER FIFTH AVENUE AND SIXTEENTH STREET, NEW YORK, Terms to Subscribers | Germany ‘One copy, for thirteen weel Including the Cwerstaas Juoct. OM Gr SPEAKER REED may think he is going to retire, but men who vote know better. both the United States and Great Britain. vigorously prosecuted 1s a hero, but he won every one of his victories by running wie WILL weep and wail and gnash his teeth for us when Carl Schurz is gone? THE NEW wo- MAN, accord- ing to an exchange, has come to be an old bore. Tut, tut! She is not necessa- rily old. GERMANY 1S GENTLE both at Manila and Apia. Is there political reason here with which the Ore- gon is connected? HELE GAR is offer- ing aid and comfort to Aguinaldo. Let her be careful. Somebody will call her a national sen- ator directly. THE FRENCH PAPERS are determined to hitch a scandal to the death of Faure. If they couldn't do that they wouldn't have any fun over the funeral. AN EX-SENATOR of this state made a quarter of a million dollars in stocks through tips given him by Roswell P. Flower; and yet they say that tips should be abolished. N ASSOCIATION of bachelor girls in Michigan swears that no mem- ber shall marry under the age of thirty, but it inadvertently fails to offer a premium for offers at that age. N INCH more on a person's nose makes a great difference; and here are the rainy-daysies resigning by scores because one says skirts may be cight inches from the ground and the other insists on seven. Upon what trifles depends the harmony of this poor world! SOYVHERE,” asks a French writer, “are the fifteen hundred million frances that we sunk at the isthmus of Panama? Fisk answered a similar question years ago very happi James, winking both eyes, “ where the woodbine twineth.”” 1 the constitution of the United States. as drawn up more than one hundred years ago, was an infallible rule to guide the republic for all times, why has it been necessary to amend it? G0 ASKS a correspondent of the Rochester Herald. questions that—h'm !—it takes too long to answer. It is one of those Eunornan sates-acents— Inter national mews company, Bream's building, Chancery lane, London. tirentano's, avenue del Opera. E87 NOTICE TO PUBLISHERS. ~The contents of Juoce a lofringement of this cop} THE REAL THING What is a ‘lobster,’ Harold—a horse that can’t run?" *Oh, no; the fellow who thinks the horse can run” FOREIGN SUBSCRIPTIONS ~ To all foreign countries in the postal union, $6.00 a yar, arbach's mews exchange, Maine 4 by copyright in | Clreulation larger than any other 1 be promptly and cartoon weekly in the world. VASSAR FOREVER! R. TAYLOR says the attractions at Brown do not outweigh those at Vassar, and therefore he shall remain at Vassar. The doctor must be more particular in his selection of words. Doubtless the attractions at Brown outweigh those of the other institution, but they are not of the right sex. THE DIVIDING LINE. LORD BER FORD says frankly that the proposed alliance between England and this country is not intended to include differences between England and any other for- eign country which. might lead to war; in fact it would be well to call it a com- mercial alliance. It will inevitably be more than that, but the gentleman draws the line at exactly the right : ‘i place. POLITICAL COMEDY. = FRENCH REPUBLIC is safe enough. It loses a president to-day ind has a new one to-morrow, and beyond a good deal of talk and a little excitement thé¥e is no fuss or danger. No people talk eftener or more rabidly of revolution, but that is their way. It isn’t intended-for pleasantry and is in fact dreadfully in earnest, but it is comedy and they never could get along without it. A GROWING EVIL, in Harlow, England, had a woman arrested for assault ssed him. Let an example be made of this woman. ‘The habit of kissing men by force and without their consent has gone so far that no man can consider himself safe. The late James Crow, as re- lated in the song, had to take the dogs along to keep the girls away, and that is whither we are drifting. THE LATE MR. TYLER. A CONTEMPORARY places John Tyler in the list of distinguished departed Democrats, along with Jefferson, Jackson, Marcy and: oth- ers. John was elected to the vice-presidency as a Whig, and though he afterward changed to some extent he was nothing more than a black sheep even if he ranked that high. He is chiefly recalled as a traitor to his party, though we believe he was never Democratic enough to repudiate the coun- try and the flag. comicbooks.com