Judge — January 1939 — page 33: what you’re looking at

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Don't Quote me, but- The theory that women gradual ly are becoming masters of men, as Egyptian times, strikes us ay im- p ctical. Our forecast of holiday spending is that the men still can give a good checkin themselves. account of John Strachey, the Ellis Island boy, had an article in The Living for November called “A Left ” ‘To be followed. ww of What Ty ps. by Left of Europe. Our sympathies are with ‘Tom Dewey. It’s not much fun to have heen considered for Governor and then have to go back to teaching singing in the Woolworth Building In agreeing that the new up-hair style adds age to the ladies, our lot is not a happy one. If we were a beautician we'd not sleep for fear that somebody might find fashion in the double chin. Careful reading of the Washin; “It's the Chief's idea; he's imbued with the Christmas spirit." THE JUDGE FOR JANUARY ton news fails to disclose whether the President's Fact-Finding com mittee reported on the condition of railroad car windows. ‘There's a rumor that the railroads not only are in favor of cuts but are opposed to any kind of a raise. We like to think that the mect- ing of the Fact Finders was a long ne, And that the committee came out of the room weary and worn, aying, “We've been working on the railroads, all the livelong day.” Republicans say the November elections proved the converse of a well-known axiom, It showed that people never forget an elephant. Senator Minton could get into vaudeville if he ever retires from public service. He hay in mind a hewspaper gag that he thinks is pretty good. “Abe Lincoln in IMlinois" is men- tioned for the Pulitzer prize. This may upset the judges, who are ex- pected to point out that it deals too much with a phase in American life. s is the time for people to put on their windshield defroster, especially our State Department diplo- mats, who can't see peace fifty fee Wouldn't it be em- barrassing to H. G. Wells if the men from Mars turn out eventu- ally to be gentle, peaceful fellows bear- ing myrih’gnd incense and having Chambers of Commerce — and Christmas carols? DR. FOR DAD Whata'Lick" he'll gerout of an Underwoat when be dees bis bemeveerk! FOR STUDENT With shen: face cach week my Underweed Portable is an Te gets things dome on time. UNDERWOOD BUILT IN TYPING STAND An ingenious collapsible stand perfected after many years of research. Built right into the Underwood TypEMastER Portable car- tying case. Supplied exclusively on Underwood TYPEMASTER Portables. $750 Furnished only with machine — cannot be bought separately, FOR SISTER pew sie enthase seer itata weppingstone toa college degree or a FOR JUNIOR wis ws 9 a mile and proves it Ly priting mon tot writing beat est inte suits HERE'S nota major gift in the shops that will put less strain on a Christmas pocketbook than an Underwood Portable. Think of it. You get delivery for as little as $3.00 down (Student Model) with more than a year to pay the balance in- cluding a small carrying charge. There's an Underwood Portable for every purse and purpose. Each is a full-fledged writing machine offer- ing typical Underwood speed and durability, See your Underwood Dealer or mail the coupon... now. * UNDERWOOD MPANY . Typewriters, Portable Typewriter Division ELLIOTT FISHER C A poble Te Portable Typewriter Division Unprawoop Fuiorr Fisnrn Co, One Park Ave., New York, N.Y. Gentlemn: Please tell me all about the new Underwood Portables and convenient budget terms. Name comicbooks.com