Judge — August 1938 — page 25: what you’re looking at

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IN WITNESS Well, I suppose I am expected to say that I eagerly await each new issue of THE JuDGE and read it from cover to cover... Yes, I guess this is what I should say, and strangely enough, I do say it and mean it. Yes, sir! And although it takes six weeks for the latest copy to reach me, it seems to me to be as up to the minute as anything else when I do et it, 5 Now I've been meaning to write you for the last three years (oh, yes, I am only a new reader compared to some of the oldtimers) but—well anyway here I am now... April issue has such a heap of good things in it that I found myself writing this to show my appreciation of it. As numerous readers have remarked, THE JupcE remains clean... Well, it's been great knowing you and any time you want to know anything about Australia just drop me a line and I'll be only too pleased. Tom S. THORPE, Adelaide, South Australia I will buy fifteen copies of “One Million Reasons For Not Living in California” if you will give space to my pamphlet “Let's Eject Ohio from the Union” or “Quaint Ohio, the Eight Ball State of the Country.” California is too far away for me to worry much about, but I do fret considerably about this here now Ohio. Traffic conditions are not as you say the worst in the world in New York, Phila- delphia and Boston. They are worst any- where along the Ohio line in Pennsylvania; and all because these naive folk are allow to drive twenty-seven year old horseless car- tiages in fashion reminiscent to that of the French taxi-drivers en route the Marne. I really get into this in my pamphlet, sir. Summing up the rest: Everything that can be done backward by government and citizenry is done that way in Ohio. A fine example of this is that Columbus has issued automobile license plates this year so that the numbers fall out when the plates are washed or wiped off. Economy is the reason given. Josep Conrab, Pittsburgh, Pa. Your July number of THe Jupce came today; I devoured it from cover to cover, and unreservedly declare it the finest national humor magazine I have ever read. Especially of interest to me personally are WHEREOF shot should not have done so, his partner should have played the shot. See Definition (1) 4th Paragraph, and Rule 3. The bass was accordingly illegally taken and the four players should have been fined and/or im- prisoned under the local fish and game laws and the bass replaced, or if that were im- practical taken by the sheriff or game warden. ARTHUR CrasB, Haverford, Pa. A man, glorious with pity, Seeing a writhing people, Transcends his magazine witty To rise with the might of a steeple. I, a good Jewess, bad poet, A grateful and thankful Jupce reader, Feel worship and most ly show it By voting you, JupGE, our best leader. teens lew York City. 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