Judge — July 1938 — page 49: what you’re looking at

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Unseasonable Fruit Apple green, Boy same, Eating seen, Walketh lame. Curleth lower, Pain immense, On the floor, Prostrate, tense. Papa cometh, Caneth boy, Mamma runneth For a toy. Telephone call, For Doctor Screw, Doctor cometh 3D THOUGHT THEY WERE P.D.Q. @ére. Brisk confrication, MAP SHOWING CONDITIONS THROUGHOUT THE UNITED STATES Urchin hollers, ULY 4, 1907 Hot application, J 2 Fee, three dollars. Deadshot “Fetch the body,” or- dered the foreman of a Texas coroner's jury. The body was laid be- fore them. The jury made a careful examina- tion and questioned the attending surgeon. “Whar was he shot?” “Square through the heart.” “Dead in the centre o’ the heart?” “Right in the centre.” “Who shot him?” “Jake Daniels.” A dozen witnesses de- clared that Jake fired the shot, and Jake himself admitted it. The jury consulted softly for some time. “Well, gentlemen of the jury,” said the cor- oner, “what's your ver- dict?” “Waal, Jedge,” ans- wered the foreman, “We've come to the con- clusion that Jake Dan- iels is the dandiest shot in these parts—and THE First TRANSCONTINENTAL Bus don’t you forget it.” The Judge Album—1905-1910 47 comicbooks.com