Judge — April 1938 — page 14: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

“WITH THINGS SO MUCH BETTER YOU'D THINK THEY WOULD BE GETTING OFF RELIEF!" Lexiconia The Webster gait Is collegiate— But Wagnalls & Funk Oppose being “stunk.” Failing Lady fair—if debonair Deftness with a social flair E’er will make you faintly care, Then I cannot cater To thy need of better breed Of man that can with pol- ished deed Lead that hireling hind to heed— J cannot call a waiter. —OLIVER JENSEN. HORSES MUST EAT! Emergency Relief Burea: Inter-O ffice Memorandur To: Arthur Becker, Case Supervisor From: Ann Murphy, Case Worker Attached is application of Martin Brady and his horse, for relief. I know that ordinarily, we would not grant relief |) to a horse, but inasmuch as Mr. Brady has formed a deep attachment for the horse, I feel that for case work reasons, | to enable us to build up his morale, the horse should be included in the budget. Emergency Relief Bureau Inter-Office Memorandum To: Ann Murphy, Case Worker From: Arthur Becker, Case Supervisor I do not feel that Martin Brady's horse falls into the cate. gory of persons eligible for relief. For one thing, he has not signed the application, and I also noted that there is no employment history listed for him. Has he ever worked? Is he employable? Has he a Social Security Number? My personal opinion is that he is ineligible for relief, but I am clearing with the State Office to verify this. Emergency Relief Bureau To: Amy Weatherby Fubb, State Supt. From: Arthur Becker, Case Supervisor I am enclosing summary of application of Martin Brady for relief for himself and horse, in which our case worker ut FYPIeR forks (eee Le ts ko pe 7“ = bbe cette within. || Sohne fenestrae Pfc nr ee fsienenc iulomeaeulpibor : SE He vette AN MAMI Er = minwiatyy bully) SS Pa ama LW \ ss VEB “I DIDN'T LIKE IT. I STILL HAVE THE FEELING THAT THEY HUNG AN INNOCENT MAN!” The Judge comicbooks.com