Judge — January 1938 — page 8: what you’re looking at

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FOLLOW THE SEABOARD RAIL-TRAIL TO FLORIDA SUNSHINE Four Completely Air-Conditioned trains daily...led by the two famous ORANGE BLOSSOM SPECIALS THE BLUE-RIBBON TRAINS TO FLORIDA Low rail fares, safe, comfortable travel. Latest type of Pullman cars. De luxe, reclining-seat coaches (only Seaboard has them to Florida). Take your auto by rail at low cost. Aak any Ticket Agent or consult any of the following Seaboard offices: New York, 8 West 40th Street Boston, 310-313 Old South Bldg. Philodelphia, 1428 So. Penn Square Baltimore, 5 and 7 So. Calvert Street Washington, 714 14th Street, N.W. Pituburgh, 331 Union Trust Bldg. ...for fine hotel living Live wisely and well—apart from over- crowded centers, Bathing, golf, fishing . . . every Floridian pleasure and benefit. You'll enjoy more—spend less—at Collier Florida Coast Hotels. on the West Coast Motel Manatee River, Useppa tan, Useppa Island non Gasparitia inn, Boca Grande wot este Torraan, vergiades Inn, Everglades Mote Terrace, Tampa Red and un Clut Mote: Tamon everiacer oe st Charlotte Marter, Punta Gorda on the East Coast im the Highlands Motel Dixie Court, West Palm wotgy Upland Terrace, MotainReyal worth, West Palm George Mason, General Manager COLLIER FLORIDA COAST HOTELS 6 FATHER CLEARS HIS DESK Dear DAUGHTER: Your mother and I are delighted that you have been promoted from stenographer to private secretary. I hasten to suggest that until you know your boss better I'd let him have his way in small details, such as ordering locomotives and building round houses. I think I would let about five out of ten callers see him the first month. You can gradually cut down the number to the ones you like. The only thing I doubt is your telephone voice. Can you make it indifferent enough to scare peo- ple, especially those who want to place big orders? Incidentally, your letter caused quite a flurry. You had forgotten to put a stamp on it, and nobody had any change, so I had to borrow three cents from the janitor to pay the postage due. Dear SON: Since we have not heard from you since late summer I am address- ing this to you at the school where you were enrolled last year if rumors are well founded. I enclose your allowance. I would have sent it sooner but on account of the up- swing in business I have had to close two of my plants Your mother sends love and says to tell you to put your finger prints on file in Washington so that if you should decide to visit home we will have no trouble identifying you. Dear DAUGHTER: I have just come across your letter saying your husband wants to resign his position in Washing- ton and return to his professorship of economics at Elder's Ridge - University. I: was buried under a stack of unpaid bills, accounts receivable, social security forms and old age pension reports. If you mean that Eustace can go back to Elder's Ridge, all right. But if you mean he wants to resign his job as assist- ant adviser to that assistant adviser to the Assistant Secretary of Agriculture in order to come here and work on his treatise, “Money and Banking, the Great Illusion,” he must reconsider. Your brother Cyril and his wife and three children came back home last week to wait for the United States Steel Cor- poration to come to its senses and mal:e Cyril an offer that isn't an insult, so we will be cramped for bedrooms for quite a long time. Your Affectionate Father, McCreaby HusTon. comicbooks.com La lll ktéi*rd