Judge — January 1938 — page 17: what you’re looking at

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\ ae sw Design for Leaving Ar formal affairs I'm exceedingly meek, In last year's tuxedo On this year's physique. Today's Version: Never look a gift horse in the mouth or into a gift shop with your wife. The Indians used to broad. cast messages by holding a wet blanket over a fire. Now we have radio, and the wet blank- ets talk in person, We suppose President Roose- velt will spend New Years watching some of his old help going out, and some new ones coming in. A tax collector won a large bet on the Derby. If it’s any ™ satisfaction to the people who lost, their money only went where it would have eventually wound up anyhow. January, 1958 “DON’T PUSH ’EM SO HARD, JOE. THEY'RE COMIN’ OUT THE WINDOWS!” 15 comicbooks.com